An atheist is a fish that doesn't believe water exists?

I like that Im a fish that wants to understand more about the water and what I can get out of it , a Theist is a fish that thinks it knows all about the water already , who will end up flapping on the bank , I will get some mileage out of this one , yes who will climb out of the water first increasing evolutional fitness , good analogy.

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False.

An atheist is simply someone who doesn't believe the unproven claims of theists.

A more accurate analogy would be:

An atheist is a lizard in the middle of a desert who doesn't believe the lizard next to him claiming they live underwater.

No.

We are well aware of the existence of water and the last time I checked I wasn't a fish.

We are also aware of the invisible gases that surround us and which we breathe...... but without science.... you wouldn't be. Just saying.... the people that founded your religion were ACTUALLY unaware of the makeup of the atmosphere they resided in. Science closed that gap in knowledge long ago....... but your bible doesn't mention nitrogen or oxygen a single time. Perhaps you should consider why that is.

You leave yourself wide open, because you think a magic man is listening to you when you do what you call praying when in actuality you are doing nothing but talking to yourself and further being self-hypnotized . You also have to pay your religion for ruining your real life.

A Christian is a fish that mistakes water for God?

Yes. I do agree with you. They just make stories for them to hide from sin and evil. If there is no God, they can do any amount of sin and hide from God by the name of atheism.

Water is quite clearly demonstrated. .

God is not.

My thought is that you should have thought a bit harder about that one.

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