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? asked in HealthMen's Health · 6 years ago

Help I have spontaneous ejaculations?

Every 2.5 hours on the dot I feel a massive pump throughout my body as if the earth is trembling beneath me, my penis becomes as hard as a diamond, and shortly thereafter I ejaculate all over myself. I must stop this, my boss just noticed the other week when I was giving a presentation on thermodynamics. I'm assuming he's labeled me as a pervert. Has anyone else had this problem? How can I stop it?

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  • 6 years ago

    Ive heard of this happening. You must prepare yourself for the shrekining that is about to happen in your life. This is the first stage. Then.... Stage 2 you will notice that you wont ejaculate semen. But you start to ejaculate onions. Then you will hear all star smash mouth start playing every 2.5 hours. The room will shake and then this is when the shrektasticniss will begin....

  • 6 years ago

    Every 2.5 hours on the dot I feel a massive pump throughout my body as if the earth is trembling beneath me, my penis becomes as hard as a diamond.....LMAO sounds like a poem :p

  • I suggest that you talk with a psychiatrist about this situation, seriously.

  • 6 years ago

    Wear a condom to work.

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  • 6 years ago

    troll

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