Why are there so many hippy, gun hating, liberal, abortion loving people on yahoo answers?

Actually those are different groups. There's a lot of really different people on here.

Because hard working conservatives are busy working now.

So you expect them to suddenly develop the stones for in person arguments?

They're only here for the weed.

Because it seems like this is the only place where they can get the attention that they so desperately crave.

Because you're paranoid, maybe?

You've got that backwards.

Because moronic cons say so.

You mean why are there so many intellectuals?

first amendment!