will two mugs of white wine get me drunk?

1 Question first.... WHY do you want to get drunk???!!!

OK so it all depends on several factors,

your metabolic rate (how fast your system can ingest into the blood stream)

What strength the wine is

What you have eaten or drank in the 2 hours before you drink the wine

The speed at which you drink the wine (gulp it down and your be drunk quicker)

Then comes the great bit...NOT... your head spins inside you think your talking clearly but in fact your just spouting BS which is all slurred and spasmodic, you think your the best at standing on your hands but all you do is show everyone your knickers or boobs. Then comes the really good bit YOUR body tries to get rid of the wine, OK not too bad if its white but RED your think your insides are coming out well it will feel like that anyway your hair will dangle into the liquid puke which is dribbling down your chin and all over the place and your friends think your funny, Sooooo funny for the next ten years they will NOT let you forget this HO so little desire.

But go on don't let me put you off any hun.

Firstly

Why do you drink in mugs?

You should be drinking in glasses

So I'm not sure about the size of the mugs you're using

But if they are of the same size as a glass then I doubt it that you'd get drunk

Usually people who don't drink usually get drunk after 4-5 glasses

But for me I drink everyday so I get drunk after 8-10 glasses

It depends on:

The size of the mug

The stremgth of the wine

Your own tolerance

But why would you want to get drunk? You like hospital food do you?

Depends on you and how your body handles wine, the strength of the wine and how much you have had to eat. If you have had nothing to drink and you drink it fast yes it will

That all depends on if you do it on an empty stomach or not and how fast you drink the wine.

I say you'd be a bit drunk

depends on alcohol content of whine

Super relaxed only.

Nobody knows. You have to learn your own tolerance.

No