What's the biggest disaster you've ever had?

I passed on a address for somewhere to go for a night out in Manchester, now I've got no money and have asthma but I won't let these things stop me as I'm single and love singing so, I'm off to a location between Stockport and Buxton to sing a couple of Karaoke songs tonight, I can't promise it will be great but ladies under 40 who are single perhaps we could do a duet?