how to make friends with police officers?

A police officer is not allowed to help you in court to get you out of trouble. If someone does something to hurt you then you file a report. Police will get involved as a police officer, not your friend.

Police officers will NOT lie for you or in any way "help" you in court.

They also will always tell the TRUTH for you (if it is indeed the truth) whether they are your friend or not.

Cops have an obligation for truth. They can lose their jobs for being crooked.

The only possible exception is if the cop was defending his own family member, MAYBE he would be biased but that's it

Bering friends with cops won't help much in the ways you seem to want. In fact, when someone seems to want friendship with a cop dumb reasons like that, you're likely to be kept at a distance.

Instead, try to not do things that would cause people to want to hurt you or that land you in court.

Won't happen. Most police don't have friends. That's why they're police.

Oh god "if they hurt me" what are you 12? Be a man and fight back, or if your a woman mace their *** and kick them in the nuts. Only way you can get them to help you in court is if you become a cop, you can get away with anything if you do that.

you don't they can smell a rat a mile off after all you are being one a bit political I would say a creepy crawly politician

lol. its not something you do deliberately unless you've started a charity for familes of fallen police and fire.. then you get all kinds of "perks".

The fuzz is not your cuzz! BUT you might try hanging out in donut shops.....

Give them weed.

Its nt easy as u thibk