I want to finger my self?

Plastic / rubber gloves would keep your fingernails from scratching inside your butt, but If you keep your fingernails short, that's not likely a problem. Wash your hands before and after. If all you're gonna stick up your butt is a finger or two, I dunno why a little vaseline would be bad, but I'm not sure. You could try some olive oil, I'd think, but don't spill it on the carpet, 'cause it'll make a permanent stain. Actual soap should be OK, too, but i dunno about body wash or shampoo.

I say you should only use certain kinds of lotion. To test, dab a little on your tongue and wait for a few seconds. If it doesn't tingle or sting, you're good to go!

There's a technique to anal masturbation, also. To maximize pleasure, you should try stimulating the prostate. This means the finger should be facing your anterior when you insert it. When you feel a softer fleshy area, about two inches in, GENTLY massage it, as it's your prostate and VERY sensitive. If successfully performed, you can have an orgasm MUCH greater than any penile stimulation can provide. If you can't orgasm at first, though, you can use penis as an assist. Be prepared, for the result is often VERY messy.

Don't despair if you don't like the sensation the first time. The intrusive feeling can sometimes feel weird and you might have to be initially erect to enjoy it. You'll get used to it with practice.

So go on then.

You do not need gloves.

Probably don.t need lube. Vaseline not a good idea.

Some ppl say it is dangerous to walk under ladders or cross the road..

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Who are 'they' and how on earth could it be dangerous? You will secrete your own natural lube once you start fingering.

Well you could finger yourself and masturbate in the bath or shower if you wanted plus you could wash up right after.

Soap not so good.