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Would you find a religion based upon bacon weird?
14 Answers
- GregLv 75 years agoFavorite Answer
Nah.
Major world religions are ALL based upon lunacy.
One.... based upon a guy who's claim was that he went to a cave so god would talk to him, another who people claimed was god.... but then was executed by human authority so his followers pretend his zombie should be worshiped, another has dozens of gods.... animals human hybrids mostly, one claims that god is a white dude that lives on planet Kolob where you get to hang out with all of your dead ancestors forever if you behave yourself (as though that isn't the worst thing I can imagine) and yet another was founded by a man who thought aliens infect human bodies and are the cause of all human suffering.
A religion based upon a delicious food sounds downright logical in comparison.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Would you find a religion based upon bacon weird?
No weirder than one which prohibits its consumption!
But that's pretty weird!
Source(s): Antitheist - RonLv 65 years ago
Not at all. The burning of animal flesh is a sacrifice performed by mystics of innumerable faiths. Bacon is a pig, and a pig and humans are very closely related genetically - cannibals have called humans "long pigs." So clearly we have a relationship that is mutually intertwined.
- ?Lv 65 years ago
Maybe but it would be a lot easier to swallow.
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Now that's a religion I can really sink my teeth into.
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Not really. So many others are based on bull sh&t.
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- Jim VLv 75 years ago
Weird, yes.
Tasty - yes, count me in for the after service "pitch in" (or pot luck, as some say).
- Anonymous5 years ago
jews already got that they are deadly afraid of bacon and all types pork. you can defeat god's chosen people with a well aimed sausage roll