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So....Which user on here could be God?

Christians, there is no reason why God should not be trying to influence things using YA, so who on here could be your Lord and Master in disguise?

Atheists, witty answers please.

Oh, and which user is really Satan?

Update:

Six category changes so far. What are people worried about? It might be God of course.

7 Answers

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Could be me. A lot of chicks have told me so.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    couldn't tell and God would not try and influence people but give truth to words'. besides' God would be Lord and Master to all not just Christians

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    I'm going with Oleg. He shows the same characteristics as the Abrahamic god. Oleg is constantly saying things like children deserves cancer for not believing in God and that the Holocaust happened because the Jews rejected Jesus. He's insane. Satan is someone like Jea. Decent, kind, intelligent etc. And is all for equal rights.

    Source(s): atheist.
  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    There is no God.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Claiming that god is capable of influencing YA is exactly the same as claiming that magic pixies might somehow get involved

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    NONE OF US ARE GOD BUT SOME OF US ARE ENGAGED TO HIM....TIRH NOT GAMES

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    I'm Satan's left nut

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