Will it help me get a job a Pizza Hut if I tell them I've been a weekly customer for 7+ years or will they assume I'll eat all the pizzas?

Probably not buthe during the interview tell them you're exited and really want the job

This person posts continual pro child molestation questions over and over. When confronted he claims that it's just him joking around. It might be true if he only did it one time, but he does it over and over again. This indicates that he is indulging a fantasy and getting off on imagining himself doing this. Reporting him to Yahoo does no good at all so I encourage everyone to report him on either or both of the following links as a suspected child predator.

https://tips.fbi.gov/

http://www.missingkids.com/cybertipline

They'll call you fatty.