Are you ready for the second coming of Jesus Christ?

yes, and he cant get here soon enough

If I'm still alive then I hope that I will not be scared, but I am ready!

I DOUBT SERIOUSLY THAT EVEN YOU ARE , SINCE DANIELAND JOHN COULDN'T HANDLE GOD'S TERRIFYING FIERY PRESENCE EITHER . YOU HAVE TO OBEY ALL OF JESUS' SAYINGS LONG ENOUGH , ESPECIALLY MAT. 5:48 .

Twice in 2000 years, he must be really frustrated.

The "second coming" has been imminent for almost 2000 years - rational people have stopped waiting.

More important, I am ready for the rapture. The "Second Coming" (Revelation 19) will be about seven years later and I will be long gone.

I am well prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

fictional jewish messiahs don't have a second coming.

It is difficult to come a second time when there is more than reasonable doubt that he was even here a first time.

Jesus return is, and will remain, a failed prophecy until well past the end times.

Those who waited in the days, months,

years, and centuries before your life began, can attest to that now ... wherever they may lay, in death.