Why is there such a strong correlation between owning a large number of guns and having a short penls?

It's an occupational, ahem, hazard, of serving in your county's sheriff's department. You, Enos, and Roscoe really need to lay off Uncle Jesse's moonshine.

"Why is there such a strong correlation between owning a large number of guns and having a short penls?"

There isn't, except in the same manner as there is a direct correlation between feminists with large, canaverous vaginae and those that use penis-shaming techniques.

There isn't. That's just one of those things that advocates of civilian disarmament SAY because it "feels right" to them, but has no relation to any facts. And every third-rate advocate of blind trust in the capitalist state has their own pet theory as to why our "betters" should be armed and we shouldn't. I don't trust any of them.

Oh, and what pop psychology academy did YOU graduate from, Dr. Freud? I'd rather take Karl Marx's and Friedrich Engels' word about guns than _yours_.

"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered. Any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary." -- Address of the Central Committee to the Communist League (written by Marx & Engels, approved by the Committee in 1850)

is there? proof?

I would guess the same reason women with small breasts pad their bras.

Citation please.

Please link to these studies.