how can I remove all of my toenails?

whack them good with a hammer lol ...

Can i suck your toes? My tongue is special and i can definitely remove your fungus... call me...

You can use some of the natural remedies.

Currently the most popular solution is marigold grease. It is desirable to have this grease in the house because the spectrum of its application is very wide, and it is very easy to make.

To prepare this solution you need the following ingredients:

• 50 fresh marigold flowers,

• 5 tablespoons of pork fat.

Place pork fat in a bowl and pour a bit of hot water over it, then blend it with a mixer, and spill the rest of water. Repeat this procedure several times until the fat completely changes its composition, so it looks like a cream. Place grease in another pot and heat it on a weak flame until it melts and become warm to the boiling temperature. Then tick the calyx of the marigold and mix them in hot fat until they fade away.

Leave a pot until it completely cools down (it is best to stay overnight). A grease warm up again until it melts completely and slide it through the gauze into the jar. When the grease cools down, close the jar and keep it in a cool place, preferably in the fridge.

Apply moisture on a clean and dry skin every day. Repeat this process in the next few weeks until the fungus completely withdraws.

SEE A PODIATRIST.

TROLL (and I say this only for the gullible noobs who, amazingly enough, actually took this question seriously) ALERT.

Why would you even think of trying to do that yourself? It's incredibly painful that's why it's often used for the purpose of torture. And there's no need of course. You can take anti-fungals orally if you consult a doctor and explain that topical preparations aren't working.

And you husband must be really shallow and not at all in love with you if he'd leave for such a ridiculous reason.

It takes time. My personal preference is for twice-daily applications of 1% tolnaftate. Inside of half a year, your nails should be clear.

Toenail fungus takes years to totally clear up and you have to stick to the treatment daily. A doctor has to remove toenails and looking on youtube it appears to be painful

So he loves your fungal nasty a.s.s toes on your feet now??? You need a podiatrist fkwad! You know You got that fungus by his nasty saliva licking your nasty as.s. feet. Omg what trailer trash!!

Stop peeing in the shower and they'll clear up.