Can I have predictions please on the outcome of the UK General Election scheduled for 12th December?

Nobody cares, so nobody cares 

I will just take a look into my crystal ball: I see a fair haired lying bastard with a mouth that's firing on all eight cylinder,he's talking to someone called Maggie about leaving the EU without a deal.She has just answered him: Leave the EU ? Have you gone completely off of your rocker Bozo and has hit him over the head with her handbag.

Matthew 21:43 “Therefore I say to you, the kingdom of God will be taken from you and given to a nation bearing the fruits of it.”

Colossians 1:13 He has delivered us from the power of darkness and conveyed us into the kingdom of the Son of His love,

2 Peter 1:11 for so an entrance will be supplied to you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

I think the Tories will have a majority as people know they are the only ones who can deliver Brexit.

Hopefully a hung Parliament.

Corbyn as PM of minority government. Can't pass any legislation except People's Vote with support of Lib Dems SNP etc. We vote to remain. Lib Dems no longer support Corbyn. A new general election happens next summer. Labour win majority government.

Two general elections and one referendum within six months 😁

If Boris has the balls to bite the bullet by forging a deal with Nigel Farage's Brexit Party to get a proper Brexit, one with or without a WTO Brexit he'll clean up, but only if he does that.

Otherwise it'll be another hung Parliament, ho what fun-n-joy that'll be.

Too unpredictable, remember 2017? Tory landslide? I believed it myself, I hardly thought Labour would actually improve, even with May's bad campaign. That's why she called it early, because she thought she would win even if she didn't make much effort.

value of ££ will plummet

compassionate and charitable currency speculators will attack ££

the government will be forced to waste £TRILLIONS protecting ££ and fail, thus devaluing ££ to match Iranian Rial

pension funds will be reduced to crumbs

elderly will suffer financially, with no protection, as recession will decimate any funding for social services or NHS

BUT

the rain, sleet, wind, snow and freezing weather will still come at christmas............. humbug

Labour will be the largest party and will form a coalition with the Lib Dems

I predict a riot