Why is there no room at the inn?

They have closed because of the Covid 19 virus 

Should I tell my parents that I’m gay

There's a convention in town.

There are all sorts of rooms available at thousands of inns around the UK - and probably every other country.

I prefer a double, with ensuite bathroom and free coffee-making facilities and wifi.

The pagans had a few GODS which were born of virgins and/or born in caves and/or born at the winter solstice.

So, JESUS, being the SON of the MOSTEST IMPORTANTEST GOD of ALL, had to be born of a virgin, in a cave, at the midwinter solstice, thereby outbirthing any and all of the pagan ones.

And if you DOUBT any part of the story of JESUS, He loves you SO MUCH, that He will judge you unworthy of His  kingdom, and will have you tortured FOREVER.

Not only will you be tortured in the Afterlife, but His loyal minions will click REAL HARD on the Thumbs Down button, inflicting a well-deserved punishment HERE and NOW, thereby PROVING that He really DOES exist!

Because the "end" of a man is self preservation who doesn't give a DAMN about GOD!

Because it's Christmas - you have to book ahead.