When the light of Jupiter and Saturn combine, will it shine on Tucker Carlson proving, once and for all, that he is the new Messiah?

Solar eclipses portend the deaths of kings, traditionally, but I don't know that any of the world's monarchs have met their fate. F*cker Carlson didn't leave us either.

The Grand Conjunction is now leaving the earthy triplicity for the airy, where it will stay for the  next 800 years.  Supposedly that period of time will be more intellectual, less materialistic, than the last 800 years.  But I doubt humanity will cease to be monkey, turn into angels. We'll be bipedal baboons until the End.

I suppose if the gods want to punish us Americans, they could put F*cker Carlson in charge, but probably Biden will be punishment enough.

No because there was only one Jesus and no one knows who he is and there were prophecies showing when he would appear in the Book of Daniel called the seventy weeks of years.  No one should ever claim that roll because it belongs to the one who did it and out of respect if he were to return then maybe some new scrolls would tell you when. 

Luke 3:15

Now the people were filled with expectation, and all were asking in their hearts whether John might be the Messiah.

Revelation 20:12

I saw the dead, the great and the lowly, standing before the throne, and scrolls were opened. Then another scroll was opened, the book of life. The dead were judged according to their deeds, by what was written in the scrolls.

Nobody wants to see that happen because then it would mean Armageddon was going to happen. 

Maybe you feel like it because the Covid is so bad but this is not the first time something like this has happened. 

Spanish Influenza happened after world war one and the war spread it. It affected 500 million people and it happened in four waves. 

Might be a good idea to wear your masks so this disease all are facing goes away sooner. 

Rather or Armageddon happens might depend on how you act.

At which time, all the followers of Barack Obama will be truly devastated.

It'll be hard for them to shine on Tucker Carlson, because he's going to be too busy sucking his own dlck to come outside.

No, since they will still be a third of the width of the full moon apart.  And nothing happened last time a conjunction between the 2 planets occurred (20 years ago).

No but your question shows how stupid you are.

Jupiter and Saturn do not produce any visible light, they just reflect the light of the sun and that light is always being combined. 

Wise Christians believe God can show signs in the heavens the Christmas star over Molech is interesting that it happen in 2020.  Easter fell on 4/12/2020. Man and women some zoo animals suffered greatly in 2020 cause of covid. As a Christian man suffering in 2020 reminds me of the suffering of Jesus Christ during the 202 Olympiad the historical record of his Resurrection Passover darkness and Earth quake As a Christian I see a connection proverbs 16:33 Easter 4/12 Reminds those who worship the host of heaven by no other name can you be saved. Having Molech in the coliseum in Rome before covid didn't help