Why is this or why is this not statistical?

This guy named Ryan was sitting on the couch in nothing but his underwear (non-statistically). A guy named Josh was in the bedroom with his (statistical) girlfriend named Jane. Josh and Jane were (statistically) offended by this. To (statistically) punish and to (non-statistically) turn Ryan on, they came out of the bedroom together. Josh was shirtless in his boxer while Jane was wearing nothing but a very short t-shirt. Ryan was (statistically) very aroused and jeolous of this. Were Josh and Jane (statistically) successful in punishing Ryan being as that was what they intensed to do? Were they at least (non-statistically) successful? Was Ryan (non-statistically) hurt by this? Please feed me your comments, concerns, and questions.