How do you act when it is a full moon out?

When there is a full moon,  I always take out a telescope or binoculars and look at it. 

me the usual , howling at the moon , and my body hair grows for the night .and has this strange urge to sniff under a woman's dress , 

Since abandoning my biological time clock many years ago, I don't act any different now when the full moon is out. Before that time, I was a serious party animal who went crazy during a full moon. I had no self control, and would howl at the moon like the dog I was. 

I grow a lot more and longer body hair; my nails become sharp claws; the muscles around my jaws become much stronger; my teeth grow longer and are sharp. After howling at the Moon I hunt down and kill people who ask stupid questions.

I turn into a wolf and bite people

I can never remember. But I always wake up in a forest covered in something's blood with a taste of iron in my mouth.

I go totally Bananas

Keep the Nachos comin'

I want my Fa4ts to burn !!

I like to sit on a lawn chair and watch the full moon reflecting off the bay behind my house.  I don't do that other nights.

I leave my oil paintings out in the garden so they dry under a full moon which somehow makes them better.

I get a bit irritated with my partner pointing it out but not a lot else. It's a bit annoying not being able to see the stars or details on it properly.