Corrugated steel box is to spiked party punch,as the Royal Family Jewels are to _________?

Let's see.

A bowl of spiked punch, because you're IN a box. That makes sense!

"is to" ....wait, which royal's jewels are we talking about? The old man, the son, or Harry? It's Harry isnt it. Oh dear oh dear, Meghan's got her hands full of those!! :D :D :D

I recall in primary school the standard insult of the day was:

"Up your nose with a rubber hose."

Bit more imaginative than the vile crap some trolls posted on this site.  No wonder Answers is folding.  

Second-hand condom

Your mom's sybian.

Faberge egg foo young.

Reporter trolls took down my last 3 questions here,  after saying they wanted to talk, and then deleted the entire question.   So much for talking.