BARROWMAN

1. Vote at the next election?

2. Abstain from voting?

3. Spoil your vote?

4. Continue to moan about elected politicians?

Remember abstensions and spoiled votes don't get counted and if you continue moaning who hears?

A black animal with white stripes or a white animal with black stripes?

It is against the law in England to smoke in an enclosed public place. How about smoking in a hotel room that you have booked and paid for and therefore is a private place?

Save the Children have a recent TV ad which claims that by feeding children peanut butter 10 million children will be prevented from dying. How?

I use fuel that saves me 50%, tyres that save me 30%. oil that saves me 20% and still I have to put fuel in the tank. Why?

Celebrity Big Brother is history. Can we hope that Big Brother will follow it? Is there really life without this rubbish on our TV screens?

I inadvertently selected a TV channel the other day which at every commercial break were showing a trailer for a programme which involved a large-busted heavily pregnant female dressed in pink and a rather effeminate "male" person accompanying her. Who are they and what have they achieved to have such coverage on television?

In a TV ad on UK television for Yellow Pages an inept American detective is listing the requirements he has for the job. One of them is "Some of those great jam rolls you Brits have at fancy parties". What is he talking about?

The scientists that say global warming will kill our grandchildren or the scientists that say the microwave radiation from mobile phones will kill us? Or should we ignore both sets as mistaken?

The scientists that say global warming will kill our grandchildren or the scientists that say the microwave radiation from mobile phones will kill us? Or should we ignore both sets as mistaken?

If you switch your attention to the "homework help" section of this site you will no doubt recognise some of the work set by you for your students to do on their own at home. By asking Yahoo Answerers to help them are they "playing the game" or do you care?

If you switch your attention to the "homework help" section of this site you will no doubt recognise some of the work set by you for your students to do on their own at home. By asking Yahoo Answerers to help them are they "playing the game" or do you care?

For several weeks my wife has been saying "I must get a new scrubbing brush next time I go to the shops", but has always forgotten. This morning my ten-year old son gave her one for Mother's Day all wrapped up in nice wrapping paper. She has gone wild and will not speak to any of us. What is wrong with her?

And having read them dishing out violation notices? Have you done the math? It would take thousands of staff working for thousands of hours. The violation system is automatic after an abuse report is made. (That little flag thingy) Occasionally a mediator may look by but not often. Comment please.

If you feel that you are being denied a right in some way please give details. Alternatively justify the use of a mobile phone when driving a car. Should devices be fitted compulsorily to cars to make it impossible to use mobile phones by jammimg the microwave transmission and reception?

I take great care to drive always at or below the speed limit regardless of traffic conditions. By acting as a rolling traffic block I feel that I am contributing to road safety by reducing the number of people who drive too fast. Please answer in detail and list your reasons for your opinion. Beware of one word or derogatory answers they will not be popular.

I eat cabbage, sprouts and peas,

Chunks of broccoli slip down with ease.

Carrots and beetroots leave me cold

And as for turnip its just too gold

But a problem has just ocurred to me

If I go on like this will become a tree?

The best answer will be in rhyme.

On the bottle of Camp Coffee the label showed an Indian servant carrying a tray on which was a bottle of Camp Coffee with a label which showed an Indian servant carrying a tray on which was a bottle of Camp Coffee with a label which showed an Indian servant carrying a tray on which was a bottle of Camp Coffee with a label which showed an Indian servant carrying a tray on which was a bottle of Camp Coffee with a label which showed an Indian servant carrying a tray on which was a bottle of Camp Coffee ad nauseam. What is this optical effect called?

This question is asked in The Independent Christmas Quiz