Yummy Mummy

I'm throwing a 50th surprise party for my mother in law and I would like to give her a candy card but I can't find the one I seen at another party. Does anybody have any other ideas other than this one?

As you approach the PAYDAY of your life, do you hear SNICKERS and RAZZLES from those around you? Do you feel that you are somewhere TWIX infancy and the old folks home? Are you having a continual battle with those MOUNDS ? Don’t let anybody call you a SLOPOKE . Get your WHATAMACALLIT in gear. It’s time to get something EXTRA out of life. Let your life SKOR . Although some may say you are NUTS or worse yet, a SUCKER , we think you are SPECIAL (dark) ! There are many GOOD&PLENTY years ahead of you! So be CAREFEE and remember life is a lot more pleasant when filled with hugs and KISSES! Happy Birthday

I've been told CLR works but I didn't know that was for clogs. I thought just Calcium Lime and Rust. I've also been told that you can't use Drano.

The docotor just told her she has to quit drinking soon or she's gonna die, she's 51. He has sent her to attend detox but she refuses to go. I've tried hiding it, pouring it out, threatining to take my daughter away from her, but she just doesn't listen. I'm taking her to my friends dad's grave to show her what's gonna happen to her. I'm worried, anybody have some ideas to scare her to stop?

My mother says no, but the news says watch out for babies and elderly. Any doctors out here?

How come they always leave the lights on? No matter what time of day or what house? Why can't they shut them off after they leave a room!!!!!?????

Has anybody done this before? I totally forgot that I even had my period last night when I went to bed, Am I going to get TSS?

I'm trying to figure this out, does anybody know? I think it's a bunch of turtles.

I don't think it's a good idea do you?