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Renee
Cons, who are you prouder of, bush or palin?
You have some real winners leading your party now.
Bush is on his way out so now palin is the head of the GOP..
Talk about pride, which one of these dandies make you proudest?
7 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoAre you happy, no more fighting between red and blue states?
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to
form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue
States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes
Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,
Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will
be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people
of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and
all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best
beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get
Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.We get 85 percent of
America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get
Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to
make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent
lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of
happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be
pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all
our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to
fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're
apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose,
and they don't care if you don't show pictures of
their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but
we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's
Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm
control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more
than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of
the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's
quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech
industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister
schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will
have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and
their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S.
mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent
of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists,
virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of
Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red
states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62
percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing
the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution
is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b ** ***ds believe you are
people with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too.
You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico .
Peace out, Blue States
1 AnswerPolitics1 decade agoWhere have the republicans been the last 8 years?
They keep putting in remarks about how you are going to 'lose your job' or how the economy is going to 'go into a recession/depression' under Obama..
Have they had the news turned off for the last 8 years?
14 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy are the CONs still crying about prayer being taken out of school?
Are their kids not smart enough to pray on their own?
Do they have to be led like a 3 year old crossing a street?
Why is it so hard for them to understand that the constitution is for the minority not the majority.
A Jewish kid should not be forced into a prayer which ends 'In Jesus name we pray'. Their faith, taught by their parents, does not recognize Jesus.
Would christians be content if their children were made to kiss the rosary beads and say 6 hail marys?
There has never been a case where a child has been disciplined for saying a prayer in school.
Prayer is personal, so teach your kids your religion and allow others to teach their kids theirs.
2 AnswersOther - Politics & Government1 decade agoWhy do neoCONs continue telling and believing lies?
Such as this one posted earlier about president elect Obama
"Its the fact that he is NOT even American. He won't salute our flag and he won't pledge on the normal Bible. He doesn't have our best interest at heart."
15 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoMcCain voted with bush 90% of the time.?
If you were stupid enough to ask "Are libs dumb enough to buy the 90% of the time with Bush thing?" and then found out it was YOU who was dumb, would you just delete the question or would you be man/woman enough to admit that you were the one drinking the kool aid?
5 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy is McCain still using Joe the plumber?
after he has been exposed as fraud?
His name is NOT Joe, but Stan
He doesn't have a plumbers license
He is a tax evader
There was no way he could afford to buy a plumbing shop that clears $250,000.00 a year clear profit, or at least there wasn't until he sold his soul to McBush.
6 AnswersGovernment1 decade agoJoe the Plumber, still think he is real?
How can you people on the right even have the guts to bring up Joe the plumber after he has been proven to be such a liar?
First, his name is NOT Joe.
Secondly, he doesn't even have a plumbers license
Third, he makes only $40,000 a year, so it's highly unlikely he will be able to buy himself a business that will immediately earn over $250,000 a year.
Fourth, Obama did NOT go to his house. He was at a function Obama was at.
And Fifth, the man doesn't even pay the taxes he owes, why would he be worried about the tax system anyway since he is an evader?
You people grab hold of fresh meat and refuse to let go.
Admit it for once in your life...
You were dooped
14 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhy is Joe the plumber worried about raised taxes?
Since he is a tax evader?
6 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoPalin...Hair up or hair down at the debate?
Remember the 'little box' tucked neatly on bush's back during his debate?
We were told it was just a 'bulletproof vest'. Uh huh.
Will sarah have her hair conveniently down, covering any little piece that may be running into her ear?
12 AnswersPolitics1 decade agoWhat is the United States spending $5000.00 a second on?
Pretty sad to know we are mortgaging our children's futures.
Can anybody tell me exactly 'why' we are in Iraq?
18 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago