DareDevil Virgin

I have downloaded a video from YouTube, which I would like to share with my friends, but whenever I try to share it, just black screen appears, seems like whatsapp not attached that video, because of it size, size of the video is 12.4mb only. Please help

he/she said to you, "I'm starting to get the impression that you really like me."

What would you say back? ;0

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If you remembering someone in your tough or hard moments of life, it means that person loves you.

If you remembering someone in your good or happy moments of life, it means you love that person.

But, if you remembering someone in your every moments of life, what does it mean?

One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home! The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"

"Yes," was his reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!"

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answer this question too.

Something which you didn’t do in your’s past Ramadan., mention also your fav iftaar food.

For me : I planned to keep myself awake after Sheri and fajar prayer and do my study after iftaar that Ramadan inshAllah & My fav iftaar food is vegetable roll and spicy food or dish. ;p

Salaam to all

Before Last Sunday,6 defeats in a row in cricket matches faced by our team, I was really angry on team captain and on some players including my twin bro and best friend Farrukh and Abdul haseeb respectively.they were taken poor decisions on the field, so on last Sunday I was taken charge as a captain of the team, and by the bless of God, team won a match and now some team members and my twin bro forcing me to take over the responsibility of a captain from current captain of a team. I'm not interested to become a captain, current captain is my good friend,I don't like to replace him, I just pointed out team members and captain weak areas , where hard work need to be done and promise them to give advise on a field at anytime, but some guys keep msgs me to accept an offer.Tomorrow is last team match, our team would not play cricket matches in holy month of Ramadan and I want to play a match as a simple team member, not as a captain, but what answer should I give to those guys, whom keep forcing to become a captain of a team. :?

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to

get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to

kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the

cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck. "Angrily,

he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

once in a mens locker room of a golf course a mobile rang, every body stopped to listen. the man picked up the and on line was a lady "Darling i saw a very beautiful drees Its only for Rs 50,000 can i buy it?"

Man: sure darling

Lady: and i saw a very elegant gold set for a lakh...

Man: buy it sweetheart

Lady: and a decorative painting for our room how about that only

75,000?

Man: of course

Lady: thankyou, i love you!

Everyone in locker started staring at the man, after sometime the man

Shouted "Does anyone knows the owner of this phone?"

Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.

Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap!

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if I don't use an anesthetic, I can knock it

down to $60.00, but it would be very painful"

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "I can save time if instead of using my normal

surgical procedure, I simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers. I

could get away with charging $20.00"

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I charge you just $10.00"

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists

found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the

conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one

thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists

dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read:

‘US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and

have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech

digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.'

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 500 meters, Chinese scientists have found

absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their

ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

The Biggest Mystery of Maths

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Thousands of formulas made,

But still.....

X is unknown!!

but

XXX is well known!

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, 'Children are a gift from God,' he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats.'

And the congregation said, 'Amen'

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Man says: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "£250-00."

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have soccer boots."

The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"

The Boy says:"£750-00."

The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."

A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside a

First of all, Salaam to everyone.

I currently have a long silky hairs, now this long hairs start disturbing me, so I am decided to change long hairs into short hairs.

keep in mind that I have a soft silky hairs, which hairstyle should I adopt among these

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mine is

R Ponting

Younus Khan

MS Dhoni

After Dinner I will ask for a group photo with those great cricketers.

Well, I just want to ask, why at the wedding dinner groom face is pale, he is so confused, his moves completely telling that he is in trouble or in pressure, showing fake smile to guests etc.

But later one or two day at Valima dinner, he is very happy, in funny mood, no sign of trouble or in pressure… in between one or two days, many changes occur.

Well, I saw that happened with my cousins, friends and many more, and at the time of Nikah in mosque, also a fun… I am trying my best to not enter at a place, where nikah is in progress, because my lips come into condition of smile, whenever I see groom confused and pale face.

So married guys, same happened with you at the time of your marriage ;p

I just want to make some fun with this question…

In the end, in Friday prayers, Imam request that we all should stop use of Nivea cream, because in Nivea cream, pig’s skin is being use by a company…

Today is a very good day for me , my both fav player currently top the ICC ranking in Batting section

Younus In Test

Dhoni In Odi

and I trust both of them, they will rule in those ranking for a long time.

so friends plz celebrate with me...

I hope tomorrow Ind beat Nzl in second t20, and Irfan will be kick out by dhoni.

R Jadeja will replace I Pathan..

Today, in my company where I am working, just fired 7 persons from their Job from our company branch, reason said by management “Cost cuts” due to financial crisis. All of them are my friends; I am younger than all of them, mostly of them are married or will be getting married in one or two months. Just provided those 2 months salary and an experience letter. I was very frankly with all of them, sharing jokes, teasing each other and played prank etc... I am alone now in my department... I want to cry, now today, I realized that how badly financial crisis hit Pakistan and many other countries. I blame this crisis for USA government blind greediness for money and putting a world in a war.

First USA, sold out Iraq oil to world market on a higher rate, after that it’s trying to destroy Russian economy by lower down oil rate in world market. Industries being closed across Pakistan, people lost their jobs, rich, middle and poor class all are worried about future in a same way.

I am became very upset and emotional, when my friends hugged me last time and hand over me their works and locker keys, because I am the only person in our branch, who knows their nature of work. Now I request everyone to pray for my friends, that they will easily find new jobs or something good then now and also pray for Pakistan and entire world, that world become an example of peace again and most important neither of my friend or anyone, who had lost his job due to this financial crisis, will earned money in an illegal/haraam way like bet on matches or any other harmful way. God Safe all of us from a kind of money, which is earned by illegal way. Amen

like kamaal khan song Esanam it is romantic

like kiss me baby... it is too hot

like enrique song....rythm divine

like ricky martin song..... livin......loca

when you try to avoid thinking something or someone.

Ever heard a word Memon. It is a name of community which possess in Muslims. Memon has various types’ i.e kutyana, bantva etc, I am a bantva memon boy .In our bantva memon the boys sells at the time of marriage. (I’m says and hate) How… like that the bride parents Purchase the house for their daughter and Groom, arranged six months foods for new couple house, furniture, grocery and what can I say each and every thing provided by the girl parents to the newly married couple. And bride parents paid the wedding ceremony cost like wedding hall rent, food cost of wedding ceremony (consists of at least 10 dishes), waste of money…

All this things finalized by girl’s parents, marriage broker and boys mother at the time of engagement. Only depend upon boy’s salary…more the salary, more the value of boy. After marriage the first delivery cost paid by girl’s parents and girl will stay 40 days after discharge from hospital. Many of our community girls still single at the age of 30 because their parents is not so strong financially.

My maternal Uncle’s Friend Daughter engagement deal in 10 Million PKR…. Approximately USD 161,290/=.Such a big deal. By seeing this every boy mother want that such a type of rich party she would find for his boy….. It is very unfair….. What about poor or middle class parent’s daughter… but all mothers’ don’t think in such a way, like my grandmother did not make any demand in all my maternal uncles

Wedding. Just wanted brides’ for her sons’.

Enough I’m tired….many more things I want to write….but it is enough

I am Quit smoking a month ago,I did smoking every day,but in friends gathering on every Sunday,I smoke cigerrates unlimited.Now I am quit smoking and Now on upcoming Sunday,friends would gathered again and would be do smoking (we all are used privacy when we smoke I mean none of our parents know we do smoking,we do smoking at any public place which is far away at our houses),so now on upcoming Sunday All friends would be do smoking and it is very difficult for me to control my self to keep away from smoking,,,,I just make a plan to chew the chewing Gum on that Sunday....

How many of you lost your virginity before marriage.and disappointed your parents

if you are still virgin then I am appreciate you.

it may also hurts you,for it I am very sorry

and wish to all virgin girls that may Allmighty God safe yours' virginity till marriage