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Gypsy
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was smart like me?
Why are some people...?
so full of crap? I mean this in a serious way. Why is it they expound their own virtues while being incredibly facetious and tiresome?
How many people do you know that are like this? And what do you think is the root cause of their lameness?
15 AnswersPsychology1 decade agoHow would you tell...?
this chicken that you were not his mother?
He is under the mistaken impression that I am his Mother. It is an unfortunate truth that he was made in a scientific laboratory in a 'beaker'. Is there any way to break to to him gently?
Chicken Man
24 AnswersFamily1 decade agoWhat is your LEAST favorite thing to do?
17 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade agoWhat is the best advice you ever received?
what was the reason for it?
14 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade agoWe all have one...what is your Motto?
what are the words you live by...
42 AnswersPsychology1 decade agoYou are taking over the world...?
Is your army a Zombie Army? Or is it a Flying Monkey army? which one is better?
19 AnswersLaw Enforcement & Police2 decades agoHas anyone ever said to you "I'll be your Huckleberry?"?
and what did that mean to you....?
16 AnswersMovies2 decades agoHas anyone ever told you "It's not you, it's me?"?
and did you look at them, raise your eyebrow and say..."No **** sherlock, I know it's always been you, you ignorant a$$clown?"
welcome to my world. you can use that quote if you like.
11 AnswersQuotations2 decades agoIs there a polite way to tell your boyfriend....?
that he spanks like an 80 year old with arthritis???
15 AnswersSingles & Dating2 decades agoWhich do you prefer? Cool Whip or Redi Whip....?
when being made into a sunday?
Personally I like the redi whip... it stands up to heat better than cool whip...
34 AnswersEntertaining2 decades agoDo you ever wonder...?
about the type of people that take these questions so seriously? Especially when they are meant in a completely harmless, tongue-in-cheek manner? Why answer the question if you have to be hateful? Just walk away.... life is too hard without adding a bunch of silly **** to it. Is it really worth it to be upset over what amounts to a missing smiley face?
15 AnswersEtiquette2 decades agoHow do you respond when people say...?
..have a nice day?
I usually say..."Don't tell me what to do."
51 AnswersOther - News & Events2 decades agoCan you explain to me Ridin Dirty...?
10 AnswersSafety2 decades agoWhich would be worse....?
Being tasered and having that broadcast on national tv, or being tied to a chair, kept awake, and forced to endure the musical stylings David Hasslehoff for 72 hours straight?
10 AnswersOther - Entertainment2 decades agoWhich is scarier....?
your house being surrounded by midget's that are mimes.... or being in a car chase with evil clowns?
23 AnswersMythology & Folklore2 decades agoWhat would you do if William Shatner Kung-Fu kicked your front door down?
and yes he is wearing his star trek uniform...
21 AnswersCelebrities2 decades agoHas anyone ever threatened you with flying monkeys?
I don't think they exist.
10 AnswersMovies2 decades agoHave you ever had a dream where you were Sigourney Weaver in Aliens?...?
...and the big drooly alien was chasing you all over...and you realized that you had left your alien exploding gun in your other purse?
I hate it when that happens don't you?
7 AnswersMental Health2 decades ago