Tizzy

Okay, so here's the deal. There's this guy, we'll call him B. I like B, sort of. He's extremely attractive(AKA the most attractive guy in three hundred miles) and decently nice in person. We've always had a strained relationship, and he continuously switches between treating me nicely and chatting me up and ignoring me when he falls back to this worthless piece of trash he's been dating on and off for the last few years. He frequently ignores texts and facebook messages, even the ones where it's shown he's seen it. Recently I gave him some money to get back home after his current-still trashy boyfriend left him stranded in town, though he's forbidden to hang out with me. Today I found out he just unfriended me, I'm obsessive enough to have an app that tracks that sort of thing... We're going to the same convention this weekend. What's the most vindictive, evil thing I could do to get back at him for wasting my time, money, and compassion for the last two years?

Note: I'm not looking for tips on how I should have conducted myself, I'm not looking for hindsights, I'm not looking for the answers that try to appeal to my sense of morality and forgiveness. I want revenge. I want something crafty, something clever, something lasting.

I live in a small town of 40,000 people in central Wi, I'm absolutely sick of it. I wanted to move to a bigger city like Madison or Milwaukee, or cross state lines to Chicago or the twin cities. Lately I've been thinking I'm never going to be happy in the midwest and I'd like to head for warmer shores, primarily the west coast; California, Oregon, Washington...

But I know how expensive it is out there. I'm a server here, on a good month I can maybe pull in between fifteen hundred and two thousand dollars, and I imagine my odds won't increase in the least. Here a basic one room apartment is around $400, sometimes with utilities sometimes not. I know it's almost double for the same thing in Madison, so I'd need tips on how to survive and make due if I head out towards the west, say... LA or Hollywood or San Francisco or even Seattle or Portland.

It almost feels like I'm stuck where I grew up.

I live in the US. Specifically, Wisconsin. He lives in the Philippines, in a city on Mindanao.

He works at a call center and has some college experience but he never graduated and can't go back to do so. I work two jobs and dropped out of college to keep both of them.

The first plan we had was to find a sponsor for a work visa, which is proving to be more and more challenging as I can't find a company that will do it.

The second was a tourist visa and then he'd find a company here to turn it into a work visa, but that's too expensive for me, I can easily afford the ticket here but the visas are very expensive and he doesn't make enough to significantly contribute.

The third idea was... Well, my friends just thought of this tonight. Could we go to Canada and get a domestic partnership license, and then come back together to Wisconsin?

I guess I'm asking for ideas, I need someone who knows costs and immigration laws and contracts we can enter into.

He lives in the Philippines, in Mindanao and I live in Wisconsin. I have no idea how to get him here. He's not in college and we can really only get him a work visa, or at least, that sounds like our best option. The problem is he has no special skills and unless we can find him a company that will sponsor him we'll need to pay 100,000 pesas for the work visa itself, which translates to roughly twenty five hundred dollars. I'm broke myself and have barely a hundred to my name, I work but my company doesn't offer sponsorship. Since I'll be starting college again soon I won't be able to pick up any more hours, either. He works for a Microsoft callcenter but also barely makes enough to survive on. I need advice and suggestions, because even if we can get a visa it'll cost between twelve hundred and two thousand dollars for the plane ride. I can cover that, even if I have to take a loan out. Ideas?

Okay, to give the backstory.

Back in March I went overseas and got Giardia, which resulted in diarrhea, as I'm sure some of you know. In May I got strep, followed by a stomach virus the very next week, and then in June I had salmonella. Now, half way through the stomach virus clearing up I began to itch heavily back there, including some pain and occasional blood. I went in and checked it out a few weeks later, which is when I found out I had salmonella, I didn't bring up the itching and I really should have.

Well, after taking the prescription medication my appetite and bowel movements returned to normal but the itch and pain on my backside remained, and I had to go it checked. So I did, and the doctor told me all the diarrhea from those past stomach problems had caused an anal fissure. Oh great. He told me to use hydrocortisone on it and eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water(Didn't even give me any antibiotics), so I did and it didn't go away. Some days were better than others and such and such... So, after about a month and a half I go back because it hadn't gone away and I feared it was infected. Doctor didn't give me a digital exam like he did the time before, but this time told me he didn't think it was yeast but was going to prescribe me yeast-away pills anyway, as well as a stronger thing of hydrocortisone, and he told me to only was my bottom with water, no soap.

I had enough pills for ten days and I ran out two days ago, the cream works wonders but only temporarily and yes I've avoided soap on my backside but the itch and the pain still remain in levels that occasionally make going to work impossible.

Someone please help because I cannot keep affording these hospital visits.

Additional info: I have a fiber rich diet and drink plenty of water. I am gay but have not had any sexual contact(Including any mastabatory aides) since before any of this started and no warts or anything has formed. On the occasions where I'd apply the cream via finger I could feel that the area is inflamed and slightly puffier/harder than it should be. I have bowel movements every one or two days and they're typically soft and no blood comes out, no mucus or anything, but the itching and pain increase afterwards and typically don't go away for several hours at the very least.

How can I fix this? I already updated it, half of the videos I download from Youtube cannot be played back in Realplayer, it says a general error has occured whenever I try.

I'm bisexual, I've had girlfriends and boyfriends and I know I'm not just confused.

But lately I've been looking into how bisexuals are presented in the media, and often times they're paged as sexually confused or sexually addicted; if presented at all.

What are your thoughts? Why?

I'm currently long distancing with a boy I met some time ago, I want to meet him face to face but I'm afraid, and I don't have nearly enough money to do so(Yet, I have a job as a waiter). What's it like over there?

I don't want to ask him because I might give him ideas and I want it to be a surprise.

It varies day to day in severity, and I never pop any of them on purpose. The ones on my chest are few and far between and often just appear as red, headless bumps for a few days before they disappear. With the back they're often right to the left or right of my spine and run up from the small of my back up to my shoulders. A few of the ones on my back get very big and very red, most though stay rather small but most develop heads. I change my sheets maybe once a month and in the shower(Every other day) I wash with an exfoliating body wash and then apply an apricot scrub which has been working wonders on my face. Sometimes I sleep with a shirt on but I almost always make sure it's clean. Any suggestions?

I shower once every other day(Usually about a twenty minute shower), and I shave right after the shower, using some thick lather shaving cream, and then I rinse with lukewarm water and apply an oil free face lotion. Every night and morning I wash my face with warm water, pat dry with a towel and apply Clean & Clear spot treatment acne cream where I need it, and I change my pillowcase every two days, flipping it over nightly so I have a fresh side to sleep on every night. I try to sleep on my back but nine times out of ten end up on my side. I eat mostly healthy food, but lots of protein and I do have a small sweet tooth.

How can I get rid of my acne? It's not serious, but I have maybe three or four visible spots on my forehead, a small cluster on each of the edges of my jawline, two on my chin and several around the corner or my mouth, my upper lip and around me nose. How can I get rid of these?

I have a desktop computer, and a laptop. I always just had a modem and it works for the desktop computer, and one of my friends gave me her wireless router. I hooked it up all right. I hooked the modem to the top spot on the router that reads "modem", and then I connected the computer to the router, one of it's unused spots.

How can I get the two to work together? It shows that I'm connected to an unknown network and the DNS can't be identified.

Well, I look like this: http://imgur.com/dmO6X

I'm looking to get lowlights in my hair, any suggestions?

I need something that draws the eye and brings out the color of my irises(They change between gray, blue and green regularly).

Keep in mind, I'm trying to attract gay men; s'why I'm trying to look cute.

(I'll also except compliments c:)

If I want a better chance at meeting new people? I'm... Just barely bisexual, I suppose you could say. I've been craving to meet what they call twinks, the thin, slightly girly type. Naturally, personality means more to me than anything. I live in central Wisconsin, and I'm willing to move anywhere around the state, even going as far as nearby states, like Minnesota or Illinois. Any suggestions? My town just doesn't have anyone right for me.

I was driving along with my friend to pick up his little brother from a friend's house, going roughly 28 in a 25mph zone, when I hit a pothole that turned out to be half a foot deep and two feet long, very steep edges. It popped the ball joint of my car, breaking it and disabling my drive wheel, which I had to pay to get towed and fixed. Who can I call in the city to complain about this, what number should I be looking for?

Do you suppose I can get some kind of compensation for this?

My girlfriend and I want to play Minecraft together; we have three computers in our house, two laptops and one desktop. I have an account and she's going to get one soon. After she gets her account, is it possible for us to play online together without having to separate to two different IP addresses? Can I just set up a server and she can join it while we're both in the same house, even the same room? Please give whatever help you can, I appreciate it.

Think about it, how hard would it be to sap electricity from one country to another? It would decrease costs, as well, so there's the motivation!

There have been over ten million arrests and incarcerations since 1960 due to marijuana.

I'm not complaining, but I'm generally confused.

I don't use the stuff myself, but I've seen others, and while they act stupid when on the drug, it seems generally harmless. I've read plenty of certified reports about the health concerns, and since(Unless laced with other drugs) it's even less harmful than smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol, why does the government make it sound so evil?

Men and women are different. There, I said it. Women are better at caring for people, men are better at doing work, but of course there are numerous specific exceptions, things like that. (Maybe not that specific example) Men and women are naturally better at certain things, however a man or a woman can literally do whatever the opposite gender can.

I'm for equal rights, but I don't think we should blur the line.

What do you think?

I want to think of something that makes us both happy, Atheists and Christians. Is this something people would accept or would everyone get, like... pissed. o.o;