The Ruud Boy

Before the season:

"Ermahgerd! New season! We can totally leave our mark in the PL for the first time in years. We are the dark horses, we can emerge as champions. Coutinho, Downing, Henderson, and Sterling, lead the way! Count to 5ive, lol!

10 matches into the season:

"All right. A top 4 spot is still within reach guys. Don't worry. Our manager wwill play the tactics right for the easy matches ahead."

After twenty matches:

"OK, a Europa League spot is still up for grabs. Let's be the first to secure it so we can focus on next season while they still can't count to 5ive, LOL."

After thirty matches:

"Who knew this crappy mid-table team could put up such a good fight?

Let's just pick up one of the last Europa league spots here so we don't look bad."

At the end of the season:

"It was a rebuilding season guys. God! You'll have one too, one day. Our players still need to develop, so while you guys off and try to win a meaningful trophy, keep in mind that you still can't count to 5ive. I believe in us, we can really do it next season."

During the summer transfer window:

"La! La! La! La! La! Can't hear you over our 5 CL trophies. La! La! La! La!

And then we come back to beginning of the season...

Their "Count to 5ive" schtick is getting a tad old. They're so stuck in the past, even their new kits look like something you find in 80s.

When will they finally achieve glory.

This place is infested with them. Everyone loves to hate team

Go ahead Chelsea fans. Spare no details of their great conquering today.

I'm sure that pesky 13 pt. gap can be closed.

They've looked dreadful ever since last season and their December form was awful. How do you have a -15 GD after three games without even scoring a goal

And I feel like Wigan are also done this season.

Their will they/won't they relationship with the drop zone is enough make Ross & Rachel jealous and it has been p1ssing me off.

My other candidate for relegation is QPR

Southhampton look good enough to stay up.

I love it how you lot always wake up in the 80th minute to start doing sh*t, but it hurts conceding late doesn't it?

Oh well, things balance out. If Young's goal had counted, it would have been "Sayonara" a long time ago.

United 0-1 Cluj.

I told you Cluj were a force to be reckoned with.

Remember...

Roma 1-2 Cluj

Instead, it will be played all over Europe with England looking to have Wembley as the site for the Final.

What a stupid idea. I used to think that the EUROs were much more special than the WC, but ever since EURO 2012 (which blew sh*t), the expansion to 20 teams for EURO 2016, the host country being France instead of Turkey I slowly started to not care about the EUROs.

BUT NOW THIS?!!!

...so many ABUs, delusional Chelsea fans, and idiot United fans

This section is dead.

LOL Calm down everyone!!!

Congratulations for your first win there since 1989.

In a fixture surrounded by controversy (that always went United's way) it is refreshing to see United stop depending on luck and make them realize that there are defensive problems. Spurs played well, now can we just move on.

Anyone who brings up United's luck these past few weeks knows nothing about football.

This fixture has always had problems.

I mean who could forget the Nani "penalty incident"...

and this one (seriously click the link)

http://www.crossmolinaafc.com/Fanzone/fnz_humour/f...

If you have no idea what Iam talking about just leave this section and watch some football

Thank you!

Well he didnt, and Napoli were so sneaky that they made a hoax about him going to City, just so Chelsea would lay off and Cavani could sign a new deal

Good day.

Been hearing a lot about it

True story

Group A:

Porto

Dynamo Kyiv

PSG

Dinamo Zagreb

Group B:

Arsenal

Schalke

Olympiacos

Montpellier

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/167549....

Does the water at QPR get spiked (look at Barton) or upon arrriving there all players become instantly delusional?

This is just too funny