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  • Is this rap verse funny or decent?

    It all started when I ran away from home

    Running to the city like a Catholic to a church in Rome

    Slit a cops throat and dragged him on my boat,

    Skinned him like a goat and took his ******* coat

    Met a dude who goes by James,

    Said "I'm done playing games, I don't know anyones names"

    So he took me down the park, just after dark

    Introduced myself, "Hi, I'm and it's nice to meet ya, I'm from East

    Bridgewater and we should get a pizza"

    Had my first beer, wow that's pretty queer

    Skinny kid tells me I don't belong here, made it perfectly clear

    Reached for my knife and cut off his ******* ear

    Stomped on his head and now he's in the hospital bed

    "Miss O'Connor, your son is dead"

    Two days later I hear a few Feds,

    I look the other way and escape without delay

    But you know this is just child's play, anyways

    Some of them think "Oh, he lived in a small town for five years,

    What's this kid doing here? He must be a ******' loser and he's definitely not

    A bruiser, so let's make **** awkward and shove him in a locker"

    Maybe true until you put me in a rage

    I'll kill your mother or rape her in a cage

    I'm not that tough but interestingly enough

    I'll give you a good snuff, just keep running your mouth

    And you'll end up in Tuft's

    Note: I know some of the words are sick, some of this is based on a experience of mine but exaggerated heavily for shock value. I don't want to become a rapper I'm not one of them this was just for fun

    After Hi I'm it should say Will

    2 AnswersPolls & Surveys6 years ago
  • Is this rap I wrote good?

    It all started when I ran away from home

    Running to the city like a Catholic to a church in Rome

    Slit a cops throat and dragged him on my boat,

    Skinned him like a goat and took his ******* coat

    Met a dude who goes by James,

    Said "I'm done playing games, I don't know anyones names"

    So he took me down the park, just after dark

    Introduced myself, "Hi, I'm and it's nice to meet ya, I'm from East

    Bridgewater and we should get a pizza"

    Had my first beer, wow that's pretty queer

    Skinny kid tells me I don't belong here, made it perfectly clear

    Reached for my knife and cut off his ******* ear

    Stomped on his head and now he's in the hospital bed

    "Miss O'Connor, your son is dead"

    Two days later I hear a few Feds,

    I look the other way and escape without delay

    But you know this is just child's play, anyways

    Some of them think "Oh, he lived in a small town for five years,

    What's this kid doing here? He must be a ******' loser and he's definitely not

    A bruiser, so let's make **** awkward and shove him in a locker"

    Maybe true until you put me in a rage

    I'll kill your mother or rape her in a cage

    I'm not that tough but interestingly enough

    I'll give you a good snuff, just keep running your mouth

    And you'll end up in Tuft's

    Note: I know some of the words are sick, some of this is based on a experience of mine but exaggerated heavily for shock value. I don't want to become a rapper I'm not one of them this was just for fun

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys6 years ago
  • Check out my rap I wrote?

    You **** with me I'll **** with your family

    Rape your mother and bury your great Aunt Linda

    Piss on her grave, dig her up then leave her on your front porch

    Then set her body on fire and pour gasoline on your door

    Strike a match and throw it, look at the flames, whore!

    Little Jimmy jumps out the window, ablaze

    Lands on the cement and gazes

    At the smoke in the sky, dead, but he still gives me head

    *** on his body but now I'm in a hurry

    As I hear sirens I bounce, blow out two of my tires

    Well ****, now who's going to put out these fires

    After I shoot up the fire truck

    But soon I'll be out of luck

    7 AnswersPolls & Surveys6 years ago
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    I recently moved to Boston so I don't have a savings account here like I did in my other town. There's a bank right down the street.

    I want to either cash it and just get the money or make a savings account. Regardless I just need a way to get the money, but I don't want my father or grandmother involved with it because I am afraid they will take it.

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