Boot Hat

Does anyone know the scoville scale for this sauce?

...The one with the tail that keeps wagging.

My question needs to be at least 20 characters long, so I am adding the phrase "Your question needs to be at least 20 characters long."

...Proof of insurance, a bill of sale, VIN verification, emmissions test results, safety inspection reports, proof of tax obligations, completed title transfers, temporary registration requests...

In fact, why do I need to bring ANYthing!?

We need to make some sort of means of transfering information over great distances without the need for horse and buggy. We could create machines that process information, and then connect those machines, and allow them to transmit the information through electronic signals.

We could call it the "World Wide Net of Interwebs"!

That way I wouldn't have to carry my entire life around with me everywhere, like my ancestors did!

John 3:16

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. "

Hypothetical situation:

Tomorrow I become a Christian. My grandfather was not Christian, so he is burning in hell, and will be for all eternity. When I die I will go to heaven, however, my grandfather will not be there because he is burning in hell.

I will be heartbroken by this and will weap for all eternity, in heaven.

If I am not saddened by the fact that my grandfather is not present, then I have the same euporia experienced while one is on heroin. If I automatically am not saddened by this it can only be due to a lack of free will, and/or reason.

If I do not remember my grandfather, then I have become stripped of some of my most precious memories. I will be intrigued by a lack of recollection. The fact that somehow I have long-term memory loss in the afterlife will forever bother me.

How is this paradise?

Yes. The processor. Not the fan. Not the interference coming out of my nonexistent speakers.

How do I make my processor be quiet?