Matthew Thepc

Normally I'd just Google what I know about the song, but it's been so long since I last heard this song, and I couldn't find it anywhere, so I'll ask here. It's a country song about a man who's about to be executed for murder, but he can't tell the judge where he was because he was fooling around with his best friends wife on that day.

I'm not seeing the Windows 7 SP1 in Windows Update even though it says it should be there at: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx... IT also says that if you can't see it in Windows Update you should go to http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2498452 which isn't there! What's wrong?

You know how on facebook and twitter and pretty much everything else you can sign in and sign up? is that done through PHP, MySQL, HTML, Silverlight, or what? is there any good tutorial that would ultimately let me create my own site like this?

I'm looking for a fiction (preferrably Sci-Fi) book that has over 600 (preferably over 800) pages and gives me something to think about. For example, Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson. Also, it should (preferably) be available at the Santa Clara Public library system (sccl.bibliocommons.com). Thank you very much for your help, and sorry about all of the restrictions.

I know about netcraft, but is there another way to find the OS of a website? is it true that microsoft.com is hosted with "citrix netscaler?" What's the difference between OS and server?

Thanks

How might I calculate the force needed to break a regular piece of glass that is x inches/centimeters thick?

What was HP's best laptop from 2000? Would it be an Omnibook, and if so which one? Could you please also list specs or other sites if you have them? Thanks!

When I, for instance, click start, type "Word" right-click it-->properties-->shortcut "ctrl-alt-w"-->apply, it says that I "will need to provide administrator permission". when I click "continue" it just works, theres no UAC prompt, it just adds the shortcut. is this a symptom of a known virus?

I have the 650 mb file X16-32250.exe. does this only install the 32 bit Microsoft Office Professional Plus, or does it install whichever one your computer is?

I am trying to buy a new HP G62t from costco online, but I dont know the delivery time, like when it gets here. It says that the "estemated delivery time" is nov. 3, 11 days away, but when I look a little closer in the cart, it says "Fedex 3-Day Shipping". has anyone had experience with this? also, why is the G42t more expensive than the G62t?

I have an Asus SDR-08B1-U External Slim DVD-ROM. Origionally I used it on my Win XP Acer Aspire 1 AOA 150, and it worked fine. Then I used it to upgrade my PC to Win. 7, and now I cannot write to a disk. I can still read disks, but I cant write to them. any help will be appreciated.

Does anyone know a popular site like facebook that will host my app? I tried with Facebook, but I don't have a txting phone. Also, if anyone knows the Facebook confirmation code, that would be appriciated!

how do you create an anonomous message board in Silverlight C# in which people can annonomously post comments

Does any one know any good add-free host sites like www.zymic.com?

Please, I don't like .co.cc-those domains EXPIRE!

SO, I need a file hosting site that can upload .XAP files and possibly .HTML files. Also, the site MUST give me a DIRECT LINK to the file. For example, if I upload a HTML file, I should see the HTML site when I go to the link, and when I upload an XAP file, it should download onto my computer WITHOUT ANY REDIRECTIONS OR BUTTON-CLICKING!

so, pretend i've just made a website from scratch, or something completely my own, can I say (C) copyright My Name 2010, where (C) is the copywrite sign?I haven't liscenced the work or anything.

By the way, no any other sites like Creative Commons?

when I enter open the "run" menu and enter "cmd.exe", it starts at "C:\My Name", not C:\, which I need. I used to be able to do it with the "cmd here" powertoy for XP, but I updated to 7 Home Premium. Also, I need to do this to use MinGW.

I am trying to make a thing so that when a user clicks on something, it atomatically records it, and saves it in a database that i can refer back to. How do I do that, mabey with MySQL? I am a begginer with NO database knowledge. ALso, I'm using Zymic

Lets say I want to download a program, like the one at http://www.getpivot.com/ . It says I need a computer with 2GHZ of speed, but I have a Win. 7 Computer with only like 1.6 GHZ. What would happen if I downloaded this program?

Are there any legal restrictions? My site is non-profit and completely legitamant.