Vladislav

Recently learned there is some merit to occult focused acedemic pusuits. Any advice on where to begin with my new arcane interests?

Can't get much worse than a sexual assulter! I think even choosing someone a bit wacky like Donald would be a better idea, now Biden is president? What are everyone's opinions, would Trump be better than what we have now?

You always see images of him with long hair. But we don't have any images of him due to no cameras in Isreal at the time. I know there's paintings of him with hair but who's going to say no when Jesus Christ asks you to give him some hair. This might seem a bit silly but it really bothers me, I just can't stop thinking it whenever I'm at church. I mean the lord supposedly loves us all but does he love bald people? Being the messiah you'd think he was perfect right? Please help.

I live in liverpool and am thinking about doing a fundraiser to help with corona. I renember being told the scotland is rather close to the UK, and I used to be a solid swimmer in the day. I'm just not totally sure on the logistics; borders, distance and the like. Any help appreicated.

I've been injecting viagra into my testies for years now, it's fanstic but it doesn't seem to work. It might not be strong enough, is there a super strong version I can find to help me out. As a side note, my balls are sufficiently rock solid, does anyone know when that'll wear off. It's not like I need to go anywhere, but I'm genuinely concerned.

Whenever I see a really tense debate between the current candidates, I just get a bit hot under the collar. I don't really see this in other people, but I asked some friends anyway and they just said I was weird. I had a dream about unifying the british isles the other weekend and literlly spunked my pants in my sleep. Is this normal and are my freinds just trolling me. Or do I just need to get out more. Also for anyone else with a similar 'interest' to me; who or what gets you going to most? Just wondering what's considered normal on an even more precise scale.

Please help. My mother looks rather dissapointed, and I'm not sure where to put my first goal as far as reducing goes.

I haven't seen him in real life, and now we can't leave the house, sounds like a cover up operation to me. As a follow up, is this whole lockdown thing a capitalist conspiracy or do I just need to ask for my dosage to be increased.

I don't really understand why we're 'leaving Europe' last I checked we weren't even attached to them. The UK is floating out in the middle of the sea. Why are people saying we've left we were never there I don't get it, are you people just idiots or something?

Heard some people going on about this but I couldn't quite put my finger on what it actually was. Is some kind of new internet challenge?? I tried asking grandkids but they just keep laughing at me.

I have already cut down the perforations, but I can't find a slot where it will fit. Please help I need more to perform my calculations faster, they've been a bit slow as of late.

Between running the country and KFC I don't think he'll have enough time. I think the country is more important but at the same time I do like a KFC. Is this something I should be concerned about?

Hi folks, this is a bit of a personal question. It might not be anything to worry about but I do tend to overthink stuff. Also please don't make fun of me about this. Lately whenever I pass gas, it's always concerningly loud. I haven't made any grand changes in diet or lifestyle so I can't think of any reason why. I'm not talking just them always being noticeable I'm talking thunderously loud. Does anyone else have this issue and is it something to be concerned about? What are the possible caueses of this?