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I am writing a play for a fundraising event, and it will be based on funny things that happen at a bridal shower. Please tell me your funniest/worst experiences about being a bridesmaid, planning a bridal shower, agreeing on bridesmaids dresses, etc. Did you ever have to deal with a back stabbing bridesmaid who did nothing for the shower but tried to take all the credit? Or how about a mother of the bride or groom who was hard to deal with? Anything along those lines would help me with ideas; also anything else you can think of that might fit in. And NO, it is NOT a wedding fundraiser; it has to do with helping homeless people. Thanks!

He will be 1 year old in October. I got him from a puppy farm when he was six months old; and they did not give him any training before I got him. I've had him for 4 months. He still goes to the bathroom in the house; many times AFTER I've had him outside. And I know he knows its wrong; because when I find the evidence and roll up the newspaper, he runs away. And he has some chewing issues, too. Somebody, please advise! Thank You.

My friend and I have been reading the instructions, but they do not seem to be clear on how to thread the bobbin. Please help!