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How do you pronounce Co Bao, the name of the Asian chick in Rambo: First Blood II? I need to know really fast and don't have time to watch the whole movie. Please help, the future of the world may depend on it.

I farted and it smells like bacon.

I ate at one once in Louisiana, but I was too drunk to remember where it was. Please help me find this holy shrine to fried chicken.

I am looking for names of famous police officers on television, how many can you name?

I have a Sony Bravia TV with a cracked screen. Could it be repaired? If not suggest something creative to do with it.

What are some good pick up lines for pirates?

Where can I get a net gun like the one they had on Rob & Big?

I am having a muslim family over for xmas and I want them to eat ham so they can see how delicious it is. How can I disguise it so they won't know what it is until after they eat it? I am already planning on putting crumbled bacon in the pecan pie.

Do hobos enjoy swimming?

Why are the people on this site so obsessed with Atheist? They are constantly asking questions like "Why do Atheist eat Capt'n Crunch" and "Why are Atheist so smart". It seems like they are more concerned with Atheistism than their own religion.

What toilet tissue do you use? I'm looking for something really soft because I have a delicate anus. I also has to be tough and keep my fingers from poking through. What would you recommend.

I fingered my girlfriend and her friend. Both of them had a yeast infection. Now my finger itches really bad. Could I have gotten a yeast infection on my finger?

What can I do to keep people from stealing my windshield. It has disappeared 4 times in the last week. Is there anything I can do to keep this from happening. I have tried coating it with grease and using liquid nails to hold it in place but nothing has worked. HELP

I am replacing the exhaust gaskets and head gaskets on a outboard motor. What is the best way to remove the old gaskets and the built up carbon?

Did anyone win the mega millions lotto?

I want to go noodling, like people do for catfish, only I want to do it with sharks. Not like great whites. Probably just smaller black tips and bull sharks. I was wondering if anyone else has tried this and had any pointers? And yes I already know I can't reach in their mouth without a chain mail suit.

I found a cell phone, it is from the same company as mine, if I put my sim card in it and it works can I use it without having to tell the phone company anything? If it were stolen or lost would I get in trouble for using it?

Both belts need to be changed. I know how to take the tension off the one that goes on the alternator. How do I get the other one off? (the one that goes on the a/c)