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Yeah you know my boy Barry is having his annual spring bbq and because of COVID he's keeping to less than 30 people. I was lucky enough to get one of those invites and you know I want to express my gratitude by bringing some food or some beers. I'm a little short on cash right now, so would it be rude for me to ask Barry to loan me $20 so I can pick up some stuff on the way?

Yeah you know I was looking to continue my education and am seeing how Oral Roberts University is doing in that March Madness. Watching that basketball team has reminded me how much I love Oral and I want to get in on the action. How strict are their requirements for admission?

Yeah you know I want that new PlayStation that everyone’s talking about but it’s hard to find at that store. My boy Barry says that there’s a special I can buy to combine the power from a PS2 and a PS3 so that is powerful enough to play those PS5 games. I’m not worried about hooking that cable up because you know I’m an electricon but where can I buy that cable?

Yeah you know I just had that settlement with the auto body shop and that judge told me I have to give them $1800. I told that mean old judge that I could pay with the stimulus money when I get it but my boy Barry told me if Trump stays as President we won’t get that money. If we don’t get paid do I still have to pay the settlement or am I off that hook?

Yeah you know I was in New York a couple years ago and you know I bought that tickle me Elmo in the store. When I was going through Times Square I saw an Elmo and you know he said he’s the real Elmo. I got him to autograph the doll and you know times are tough with the COVID so I want to sell that. How much is an autographed tickle me Elmo worth today?

Yeah you know there’s been a lot going on over there in Washington this week and my boy Barry says that Trump could be inpeached again. I thought that since he was already inpeached last year that he couldn’t be again you know because of that double jeopardy law. Is that possible?

Yeah you know my girl just left for that work trip and I went to fire up the spice network. I was getting ready to enter that hot zone and you know my girl put a block on that channel. How can I get around that so I can go back to watching those movies?

Yeah you know my Grantham University alumni network just contacted me about that customer service representative job in India. They said it was that good opportunity you know and I like to help people with the computer since I studied electronic. My boy Barry says you can’t eat cows there and hamburgers are my favorite food so that’s a deal breaker for me. Is it allowed to eat those hamburgers?

Yeah you know I love that Ellen and I always try to sneak away from work and watch the Ellen show in my car. My boy Barry said that he changed his name to Elliot and wants to be called that from now on. You know I just want all that information so I don’t miss any of the new Elliot show.

Yeah you know I was in that meeting with my boss the other day and he was mad at something or other as usual. We were on that zoom you know because of the situation with the covid. Well I lit up that cigarette because I wanted one, and he got even madder and told me I can’t smoke at work. Yeah you know I wasn’t at work, I was at home and I can smoke if I want to. Can I get him in trouble with that HR?

Yeah you know there’s been a lot of talk lately about that election and my boy Barry said nobody knows won but the electoral college will decide who won. You know I studied electronic at Grantham University but I never remember hearing anything about the electoral colleges. Where is it?

Yeah you know I have that court case coming up so I had to hire that lawyer. He’s always telling me what to do and you know that’s annoying because I’m the one who hired him and is paying his money. My boy Barry told me I should either get a lawyer who will do what I say or just represent myself because who needs that headache? Is that allowed to represent myself?

Yeah you know I have a court appearance coming up from that unpleasant situation with the auto body repair shop. My lawyer said I needed to wear a suit so you know I’m going to get that on Amazon. Since I only need it for one day I want to return it after. Will I get a refund?

Yeah you know I’m going to a big Halloween party like I do and I want to make sure I have a costume that nobody else has. I wanted to be the cat from guardians of the galaxy but I’m not sure how to make that. Does anyone have any advice?

Yeah you know I was fooling around with my boy Joel at Starbucks like we do and he told me about this site he looks at called lemon party. I like to party so I said yeah I check that out and you know what I saw on there was some men doing some bad things. I don’t know if anyone else saw that but if Starbucks checks their WiFi can I get in trouble for looking at that site?

Yeah you know my boy Barry told me that President is sick with the flu. Does anyone have more information on it about whether it’s bad or not? I know it’s getting to be flu season and I need to know if I should get that shot or not.

Yeah you know I just saw the McRib is back at my local McDonald’s for that limited time but you know I’m running low on cash right now. Do they do layaway so I can have that McRib when I have more cash?

Yeah you know my son has been doing that school from home due to the corona. We only have the one iPad to use so you know it’s always a competition. Sometimes I need that iPad for alone time during the day and I’m wondering if his teacher can let him take a break. 

Yeah you know it’s that time of year to vote again. My boy Barry said that Dolan Trump is letting us vote by mail because of that COVID so you know I wrote down my favorite candidates and mailed that to the board of elections. I also sent in a request to get my postage refunded because I shouldn’t have to pay for that. Will they call me and tell me they got my vote?

Yeah you know I was working the night shift like I do with my boy Joel. I had to go get that dinner so I left him alone in the office and said he could watch a movie on my laptop. Well you know I get back and he's watching that Cuties on Netflix. I'm open minded but you know I don't like those Cuties. How can I clear my internet memory so my boss doesn't think that I've been watching a show like that?