Jake

Need something to make me seem interesting. It’d be a talking point anyway when I meet people.? Is there anything I should know?

Google and Yahoo and Twitter and Facebook are banning all republicans from the internet. I was worried they are being allowed on YA... we can’t allow this... anyone who disagrees needs also to be banned from YA. Who do I write to to sort this out?

They seems to me to be insanes . How can they be pomitical paetie and that?

I have some info.. ok calm down Jake.. they will get this... like info on him. I’m like in the whit house and all. I over heard him like hold on doing some stuff with Somalia and that... like call them egrets and then like hand them info on how to nuke Miami. And that. He even gave them a nuke. The presiment of Somalia snuck it out of whit house under his coat... no Jake... hold this. He can’t get a nuke out like that.. under his car tell them that . No the nuke was under his car guys. So what should I do? Would CNM or whatever be interested in the story? And that?

World. Now the remote broke so it stayed on the new CNN channel. I was watching and learned stuff but then after watching for bout 20 minutes I realised that it was all crap. Just lies lies lies. Everybody is racist... everybody is a rapist. It was crazy stuff. All mad... and they kept at it. Some guy called lemon said the world was ending. I thought they have to tell the truth on channels about what’s going on in the world?

Alright, like Bret Kavanaugh and that... the guy is like a rapist or something. Back when I was in collage with him he was drunk.?

I saw him climb a flight of stairs in blackface wearing a KKK hood and then swig some whiskey. He jumped from the balcony onto a group of women wearing Lara Croft costumes. He forces the one with the broken neck to give him a bj while she pretended to be a wolf. It was great stuff until the police were called. He shot both police with a BB gun. It’s all in my new book “My life in collage with Bret Kavanaugh” ‘While we never spoke and went to different campuses it’s a deep insight into the collage years of the man. How many copies will you buy?

They make no sense. Like one minute they want to give me free money or something, then they are trying to show me how to get ID to vote for them. I does have ID. How do they think I buy beer. I’m stunned by this sh1t but next they say the country is being run by Nazis. Then, they want to take my car away. IDs for cars is not good trade. They are run by some guy called creepy joe and some Indian chick. So why should I vote for em?

Also men and women are the same... it’s like they don’t want me to vote for em.

What’s with that? And free everything. Like everything. If stuff is free.... who pays for it? Can yis answer that? An no guns? What would I shoot stuff with l? And who is gonna teach stuff for free? Immigants? And what is with trump ? What’s he done? And why does they all think they are living in the Hand maiden’s tale? Like are yis mental?

Now I am about to pull a gun and shoot the TV and that when they start on about tranny rights or something. Then i’m Thinking I should be up there giving em what not nd that. I mean, what’s with illegal aliens being given santomy? Back in the 50s we’d kill all illegals and that. So I guess my question is this? Can I run for presiment and get on stage as demomat? Is there a form?

How can I learn Spanish in like 3 hours. The thing is that there is this drug deal going town in my school. Spanish students are involved.?

(As usual) Now we all know Spanish drug deals end in a massive fire fight. I don’t want people to die. Maybe the 4A class would be ok to die. So i’ve Got a plan to crawl the air ducts and shout in Spanish to direct the drug dealers to go crazy and funnel them into 4A to finish those students. All I need to do is learn Spanish in 3 hours? Any help? I hate that 4A class.

Or that Bernie will decide the best thing to do for free stuff is to pray to Ala and built pretend runways for the cargo to arrive?

(As usual) Now we all know Spanish drug deals end in a massive fire fight. I don’t want people to die. Maybe the 4A class would be ok to die. So i’ve Got a plan to crawl the air ducts and shout in Spanish to direct the drug dealers to go crazy and funnel them into 4A to finish those students. All I need to do is learn Spanish in 3 hours? Any help? I hate that 4A class.

I said i’d Give it a go. So there’s this guy called Tump and he’s got like red hair. He’s like the king or something. He’s fighting with this old chick about Wall and ICE. I saw Game of thrones and it seems like that. So who’s the goodie and who’s the baddie? Is it that witch Nancy?

What’s the real name? Sensible answers only please?

I’m wondering how much weight you could lose by masturbating constantly. Would 3 stone in 2 weeks be realistic?

I saw em asking that they become another gender. Get this : not male or female. So, they want to be an ambigender or something. Like, so why should they have human rights ? They don’t even want to be human. We could pass a law and shite to have em live in your garden. Like they used to do in the 1800s. Have a crazy guy living in a hole in your garden. That’s the solution to the trannie problem. Do you agree?