List the 5 best tortures US soldiers should inflict on Iraqi Prisoners?

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1. bamboo shoots through the testicles (the nut, not the sack)
2. good ol fashion caning
3. putting iraqis on "the rack"
4. baseball bat up the a*ss (the big end first)
5. binding their hands and feet together (but still able to move around) blindfold them and stick them in a dark room with showerheads above. lots of showerheads. but instead of water, they spew acid. randomly spurting at random times causing them never to sleep for fear of being bathed in acid and never knowing when it'll come....Show more

Play 'em:-
Rap Music
Country and Western
Nixons Watergate Speech.
Jerry Springer Tapes
The soundtrack of Bill and Monica.
The Star Spangled Banner.

Who's Lynndie England?....Show more

I think they should get the same treatment that they give their prisoners. Maybe if we beheaded a few of them they'd think twice about what they are doing.

Lynndie England is neither a hero or a villain. She's, well maybe slightly the villain now that I think about it a bit more. I don't disagree with certain forms of torture if needed but I do think she thought she was being funny and was wrong. Mostly I think shes a dumb kid and should have never been left unsupervised....Show more

continuous heckling about their beards...

and SPORK torture. Thats when you break the points off a lunchroom plastic spork and use the resulting spoon to catapult the lil plastic triangles into the back of their heads...

or the insiduous crazy glued loose change to the floor in a odd denomination. Always gets a laugh.

OR, OR how about this one,

The dreaded insane wedgie pull YEOUCH!

The dastardly slap me high, slap me low, too slow series

or the speaking the same words as they do at the same time...

and my last..the UTMOST in torture...the always trusted...IM NOT TOUCHING YOU...Show more

Give them a demonstration of water boarding by using you as an example of the less than human being who emerges from the water crying like baby and promising to give their first born daughters the head torturer.
Maybe if you don't die, you will understand what torture really is!!
but I doubt it!...Show more