Once upon a time in a hockey section far far away (Star Wars tune)?

If the hockey section went Star Wars..........
1. Who would be Chewbacca?
2. The hockey sections wise Yoda?
3. Who are you most likely to use Jedi mind trick on?
4. Who would be a Jedi, Clone trooper, or Sith?


I'll post more in the morning:)

2008-05-18T07:19:52Z

More.

6. Who would be the anger management counselor for disgruntled Jawa's?
7. Who would win a Pod race with everyone in it?
8. Which plant would you want to live on?
9. Would you go party with Wookies or Ewoks?

2008-05-18T07:25:55Z

Jacoby: Yeah I think it is.

2008-05-18T08:28:45Z

Heavysoviet: You have seen at least 1 of the Star Wars movies right?

2008-05-18T12:40:11Z

Yes I mean planet. I was typing in the morning I am not a morning person.

Copas -- Tit,Toots & Leggy line2008-05-18T01:00:43Z

Favorite Answer

1-- thats Joe B as Chewie--SouthPhilly accent is a dead ringer as well

2-- Lity-- bet I aint the only one who puts that either..

3-- Mike-- make him express his devotion to Brodeur-(these arent the goalies youre looking for)

4-- Jedi-- Badged contributors.. Clones-- Bandwagoners and PB's--(hey-- there all alike). Sith-- (understand it's 3 A.M. as I read this-- those 4 letters swapped a bit on my fuzzy vision-- need I say more what I FIRST thought it said)

Right-- Sith--- They travel in pairs, right?? Jude and TT...

Hon Mention---- RZ7 = R2D2-- you knew that was coming..

Nips as Jar Jar Binks-- cause a meeza thinka hes a kraaaazeee...

Loblaw hands down is Vader-- Force is strong with him (or maybe its all those Philly Cheesesteaks)--the good is in him, but its so much more fun being bad...

Princess Leia-- competition between the ladies "Urban Cowboy" style will decide the winner..

And the Yahoo Answers Moderators are the freakin Death Star-- because they annhialate innocent questions and answers unmercifully.. But-- eventually we will slip an X-wing through their defenses and plant one right up their 5-hole, thus returning peace to the galaxy--- or atleast to the hockey section..

Jacoby2008-05-18T05:40:02Z

1) NIPS
2) LITY except he's not a green midgit (or is he)
3) Any trolls -It is bad to report questions
Yahoo Nazis-We will ban all trolls and stop giving crappy
violations
Bill W: I will give Jacoby all best answers (dude asks like
10questions a day)
4) Jedi (Only cuz I get a lightsabre)
6) What's a Jawa
edit: I looked it up. Heavysoviet? He has the flamethrower to threaten them
7) Who wouldn't die trying to put Jude into the wall? Maybe Dave.
8) Do you mean planet. Whats the one in the firtst 3 let me check wiki. Corosone
9) Wookies. What's an Ewok?



Isn't it A Long, Long Time ago not once upon a time?

-closed-2008-05-18T03:03:42Z

I never got into Star Wars, so I really can't answer very much. I know who Chewbacca is(I think he's the hairy guy) and I know who Yoda is.

1. That one person who asked about getting a Chewvakov jersey lmao
2. Yoda- Cyrenaica. He said that he is on the short side, and he has a lot of info.
3. Mind tricks- Redwings queen. I've heard she has fallen for a few jokes.
4. Don't know what those are :(

Anonymous2008-05-18T11:26:40Z

LMAO!

1. Chewbacca would be someone with a playoff beard, or NIPS, only because I know he has facial hair.
2. LITY would be Yoda
3. Sammy, hands down.
4. All the regulars would be Jedi Knights (Knightettes?)...aaaaand I don't really know much more about Star Wars. But Homes would be Princess Leah, and Joe, Snoop, CME, and Heavy would be my favorite Ewoks.

Lisa2016-04-06T11:14:13Z

Yes but it was way before JFK. A member of the Socialist party commented that they had become redundant as the Democrats were standing for all the ideals of the Socialists. (who are in truth quazi - Communists) That was during the FDR administration. Oh and by the way, when are people going to realize that Communism and Socialism don't work? Talk to a Russian for God's sake! The Chinese have even gone Capitalist in their own bizarre way.

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