My Salad Dressing Seems A Little Sick Today?

Should I send it to the Mayo Clinic

Anonymous2009-07-07T21:29:12Z

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Quick! Call 911!
Rampart, we have a sick bottle of Ink Corporate's best!
We have low oil content and old vinnegar!
We're giving it 20 mg of parsley, and 15ml of liquid garlic.
We are coming in!
Call Dr Paul Newman to the ER!
We must save this bottle of dressing!
We need a spice IV, stat!
Let's just hope it isn't the swine or the bird flu!

Anonymous2009-07-08T07:29:13Z

When in Paris I l love to see the French dressing. They know what I like and they really pour it on. I once looked through the keyhole and saw the Russian dressing, but there wasn't much to see with all that heavy clothing.

Kourosh2009-07-09T16:45:27Z

Yeah it does hope some prayer will hpefully can make it better so it can be sacrifice to a VEGGIES GOD

just me2009-07-07T20:48:37Z

If it's Hellman's just send it down below.

Anonymous2009-07-07T18:56:50Z

I'm sorry. Can I eat him? It'll make him feel better.

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