Need help with a funny Come-Back?

Need a good come back for this and QUICK!

My friend asked me "So are you still up for lunch?"

I told him I'd come up with a Sarcastic or funny come back for that later.

He's now come back and given me 3 chances to hit him with my best witty retort.

Anyone? got a funny come-back for that simple question?

PLEAZ!

2010-07-09T15:33:06Z

pRIME KEYs

NICE!, I was thinking along those lines.

Nice little mean twist at the end, slipping in the perverbial Mom joke.

pRIMe KEYs2010-07-09T15:28:52Z

Favorite Answer

NO, i can't afford viagara

I can be if she hot and i can EAT OUT

Yeah if i finish breakfast with your MOM in time.

massalene2016-12-08T13:40:19Z

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Coolest2010-07-09T15:54:59Z

3 good ones
1.No I don't want airplane food ("up").
2. No i'm gonna take a nap.
3.It's 7 pm!! I want dinner!!!

baby firefly2010-07-09T16:02:28Z

no but you can get me up