How many of you will take the pledge?

"I heretofore pledge to give the next 3 idiots I encounter who bring up the rapture, end of the world or other similar topic repeated swift kicks in the nads until they change the subject."

I believe such a worldwide policy would result in a significant reduction in the time wasted on this garbage for quite a while.

2011-05-23T08:56:14Z

Egareitteb, I believe a swift kick to the crotch of a woman would also get the point across...just not quite as painfully.

2011-05-23T10:13:49Z

SaraC, the pledge clearly eliminates retroactive kicks to the groin...after 20+ years as a contractor, I've learned a thing or two about contract language...

Anonymous2011-05-23T08:53:11Z

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That would be difficult, since most of the idiots I encounter who bring up said topic are encountered via the interwebs

Anonymous2011-05-23T15:50:03Z

I'll pledge a verbal kick to the junk. Not a literal one. I'm a pacifist.

Anonymous2011-05-23T15:49:38Z

Yeah but there's another one coming up in 5 months. Don't you want to be ready for the next one that doesn't happen either?

Anonymous2011-05-23T15:50:18Z

Why--it's not like the misprediction of the rapture was the end of the world or anything lol.

Tao Man2011-05-23T15:51:56Z

If Christians could understand their silly religion, there would be no more ignorant speculation that such a thing could possibly happen!

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