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I am fine-tuning my troll-rating system, based upon the size of the bowl of troll chow I offer them.
The bigger the bowl, the better the troll.
By "Better" I mean...
1) If a troll is FUNNY, they're a good troll.
2) If a troll is ORIGINAL, they're a good troll.
1-2 get a Big Bowl.
3) If a troll is UNINTENTIONAL, or appears to be unintentional, they get higher marks than deliberate trolling...kind of like how being unintentionally funny is funnier.
4) If a troll is BADGER-WHACK INSANE, or actually appears to be a looney, well, that's funny too, but not in the same way as a really GOOD troll.
3-4 get a Medium Bowl
5) Those with boring, repetitive 30-year-old Gun Control BS get small bowls of troll chow. Kind of like a consolation prize for trying.
6) Trolls with poor form -- ie inappropriate subjects or just plain suck -- get the smallest bowls.
5-6 get a Small Bowl
7) Empty bowls are the lowest rating. These are trolls who think they're trolls, but suck SO badly at trolling, you can't even laugh, you just feel pity for them.
7 and their ilk get a small, empty bowl with "Troll Chow" stenciled on it. If I'm feeling particularly snarky, I'll simply say: "No Troll Chow For You!" -- Troll Nazi.
Or something similar.
So, all in all, it's been business as usual. We missed you. Glad you're back.
vulpix_grant
Just the usual.
What's better 9mm or .45
Is .22 lethal
What's the better shot gun
What's the best caliber for.....
New shooter, what caliber do I choose
Is the Mosin Nagant a good rifle
Shotgun for home defense
Need a reliable gun under $4.73 with ammo
You know, the usual ;)
Orion589
Aside from the trolls b&%$@ing aboubt the usual anti-gun crap, and the eternal unanswerable questions (9mm vs .40 vs .45, m16 vs ak-47, where can i fnd reliable handguns under 300 bucks) nothing to special worth reporting. (:
jadamgrd
A good one today about a guy thinking a 9mm to hunt bear would be a good idea.
I am thinking if he does he will be coming out as a bear bowel movement
august
Just the usual assortment of trolls, know-nothings, and pimple-faced airsoft nuts.