Beans: the Majick Fruit. Do they make those of Mexicano heritage suffer bloating and horrendous FARTS?

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seriously! I went nearly three days without gas, thanks to some careful dieting, and 40 minutes after a burrito I was having no choice but to let loose toxic blasts of at least one cubic foot per eighth-second at a time! They were coming through with at least one hundred psi of force! 

BQ1- I'm new here, what does "BQ" stand for?
BQ2- is there anybody out there who is immune to the anecdotal effects of beans?

Backwoods Barbie · Accepted Answer

Take some Beano & they'll be no gas.

Anonymous · Answer

lol.

beans contain nutrients that are hard to break down in the stomach,  so when they reach the lower intestine,  the bacteria that inhabit there get to feast on the sugars,  and they as they eat,  they emit gas.  so basically,  your giant fart is actually millions of tiny farts.  interesting huh?

Beans: the Majick Fruit. Do they make those of Mexicano heritage suffer bloating and horrendous FARTS?

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