Kill yourself, save a planet, do you trust me?

I don't need permission to kill myself. I'm God by the way, hello, how's it going, I'm writing a bokk. Kill yourself.

Deino2014-07-22T12:45:26Z

I trust you that I am better for the planet dead than alive. As long as I'm alive, I expend resources. If I die, then I can fertilize the topsoil and make way for new life (y'know, pushing up daisies).

But I'm not going to kill myself anyway.
Call it selfishness.

Anonymous2014-07-22T12:34:25Z

God only wrote it "Bokk" as a test to see if you were smart enough to get into heaven once you died. If you mocked God then, you'd go to Hell... so...

-kills self-

Nothing happened? Damn it...

giles2014-07-22T12:33:37Z

Sorry, I don't like Kool Aid.

Loner2014-07-22T12:30:44Z

i hope for your sake that God isn't real, because you committed blasphemy against the holy spirit which is the only unforgivable sin. so if God is real, you now have absolutely no chance of salvation. may God have mercy on your soul. i'm sorry.

Anonymous2014-07-22T12:30:38Z

Subway never gives me enough pickles.

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