Kill yourself, save a planet, do you trust me?

Forgot our meds this morning , huh ???

I trust you that I am better for the planet dead than alive. As long as I'm alive, I expend resources. If I die, then I can fertilize the topsoil and make way for new life (y'know, pushing up daisies).

But I'm not going to kill myself anyway.

Call it selfishness.

God only wrote it "Bokk" as a test to see if you were smart enough to get into heaven once you died. If you mocked God then, you'd go to Hell... so...

-kills self-

Nothing happened? Damn it...

Sorry, I don't like Kool Aid.

I'm sure god can spell book,so no,I don't trust you

i hope for your sake that God isn't real, because you committed blasphemy against the holy spirit which is the only unforgivable sin. so if God is real, you now have absolutely no chance of salvation. may God have mercy on your soul. i'm sorry.

Dear God,

You misspelled 'book'.

Subway never gives me enough pickles.

I have too much to live for, internet god. :D :P

~Aizen

No, I don't trust you.