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If I were Jesus Christ, what would you ask me?

Here, now -- what would you want to know? Don't tell me you love me, or bow at my feet speechless - Ask me a question. What would you like to know?

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  • 2 decades ago
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    If You wud b jesus then i wud have asked for 10 points but if i wud really ask jesus then its simply Please God Give us True peace coz if we have that we have everything that include love, money, relationship everything.

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    2 decades ago

    your name

  • 2 decades ago

    Why am I being punished? I try to be a good person, I work hard, love my family, take care of my dying parents, I do good deeds as often as I can. Why is my life so hard that is what I would ask Jesus

  • 2 decades ago

    i hope i can tell more people that you have already returned as a "thief in the night", the same light but in a different lamp, the same "choice wine" but in a different "wine sack"; and that the people will have the courage to seek out www.bahai.org and discover you by remembering "ye shall know him by His fruits".

    strong direct answer for a strong direct question, brother.

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  • 2 decades ago

    Are you truly the Son of God or are you simply a philosopher who was given godlike status due to stories passed on generations to generations?

  • 2 decades ago

    I would ask u to keep everyone in da world happy... take even frm the smallest creature to the biggest creature in da universe.. just everyone shld be happy with no worris n all and everyone shld leave with peace!!!

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Did you smoke weed? If not, then why the long hair and beard? Also, you turned water into wine, how can people consider themselves Christian if they think alcohol is evil?

  • 2 decades ago

    Water into wine? You did some really amazing miracles but why did you choose water into wine for the first one?

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Why do bad things happen to good people,like when i was 17 and had a kid, and e died when i was 18.

  • 2 decades ago

    I would ask you when is the pain and suffering of the world going to end?

  • 2 decades ago

    What's it like to know that billions of people have lived their whole lives through thinking that you never got layed?

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