What is the best thing to say to convince a stupid person not to reproduce?

"Having a vasectomy greatly improves your chances of having a child."

"The <insert opposite sex here> doctors and nurses are all very attractive."

"Look over there..." At this point knock them out, put them in for the operation and tell them the person was so desperate for a vasectomy they fainted.

"It's just like having your hair cut or nails clipped, it doesn't hurt you at all."

"Having a vasectomy means more s*x for you!"

"Having a vasectomy is very fashionable these days."

"Did you know that having a vasectomy increases your life span?" (Men actually DO live longer without their testicles, by about 13 years, believe it or not. This is actually a FACT!)

Have a game of truth or dare, then when they say dare, you say, "I dare you to have a vasectomy."

Or simply tell them that they should become homosexual, that way they won't be able to reproduce.

this is a no longer uncomplicated one. it is not uncomplicated to make somebody understand they're going to remorseful approximately a style they are approximately to make in the event that they do no longer prefer to hearken to it. make helpful they use a condom, initially, by way of fact her getting pregnant may well be the stupidest part of all. Make her promise on her lifeless whoever's GRAVE she'll use risk-free practices! regrettably whilst she probably isn't waiting for intercourse this may well be a mistake she makes. It seems such as you and your human beings are giving very sturdy suggestion in telling her to no longer do it yet you won't be able to tension her, and in case you instructed your or her dad and mom it probably does not end them from having intercourse, yet this is as much as you. attempt to reason together with her, perchance talk a school counselor see in the event that they have any innovations, and be there for her if she gets her coronary heart broken or feels poor for doing it with out asserting I instructed you so.

have them spend a month (while being monitored by someone with a brain) with a baby who suffers from cholics. And I mean, a month, 24 hours a day, 31 days straight. No help from mom or friends.

Bet you they'll change their minds and either use protection or have their tubes tied. The same applies to men!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think convincing them of your right to judge them would be a good start.

It is a great day to be alive!!

Good Luck and God Bless!!

Convincing you would be a good start.