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I need to lose 3 stones in 3 months. Any ideas? And don't say join a gym!?

I'm going to the wedding of the bitchiest woman alive and I need to look better than she does on the day! I know, that's horrid but I'm not alone in my quest. Those of us who have been forced into going are all trying to do the same thing. Honesly, this girl is a witch! She think's she's better than the rest of us. Anyway, any ideas would be appreciated!

Update:

In case you're wondering why I just don't go. She's my cousin so I have to!

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  • Jetty
    Lv 4
    2 decades ago
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    three months is an eternity, tell you what this is the easiest part have a goal a pound a week imagine that 12 x 1 = 12lbs and that's a lot and in the first week alone you can lose 5lbs, that is you are right now enrolled in the gym. just stick to whatever your gym pro tells you to and you can't lose......the fight with the bulge i mean

  • 2 decades ago

    Its quite easy....just burn more calories than you take in! Acutally, just watch what you eat. Its not so much that people eat too much, its the crap they eat. Trade cokes for water or juice. Trade Chocolate for fruit. And YES exercise! You need to work hard enough to break a sweat and I would suggest aerobic AND anaerobic excise. Thats right, run AND lift weights. Im not saying bench press 200 lbs. Just use enough weight to make your muscles work. Its a GREAT way to burn calories. As far as eatting, make sure you eat WELL_BALANCED meals. Screw the no-carbs thing. If you are exercizing, your gonna need them. Just limit the portions, and try to mix in more fruits and vegetables. Also, and this may sound crazy, eat more. It better to have 4-5 smaller meals, then a couple of really big ones, It keeps your metabolism up. Finally, keep a picture of the witch around. If you TRULY want to do this, your gonna need ALL the motivation you can get! Good luck!

  • 2 decades ago

    Your intentions to want to look better then the Bride makes you the Witch, not the Bride. Sounds to me like The Bride is probably better then the rest of you so no matter what you do to try and make yourself look better then her you'll always be bitter and uglier on the inside for doing such a mean and cruel thing. Remember that as your walking down the isle on the happiest day of her life.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Please don't use witch as a derrogatory comment when you mean B itch.

    I'd suggest getting a new outfit and getting a professional makeover. Make sure you are wearing your best colour and go to a cosmotologist that you trust. You might take a trial run. Also if you want to lost weight just exercise 20min a day. This could mean taking a walk around the block.

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Although I'm not sure what "3 stones" is, I'm assuming it's something about losing weight lol. Get out and walk briskly for 30 to 45 minutes a day and drink lots of water. That should help a bunch!!!

    Good luck1

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    ok need 2 loose 3 stones easy,simply go on a diet that means no take aways or no fattyand go for a good long walk 3 times aweek and then u should be as fit as a fiddle ull simply be the best looking girl at that wedding including that ***** u speak of

  • 2 decades ago

    Walk a mile or two each day will help. Why do you have to go to the wedding of someone you hate so much?

  • 2 decades ago

    unless you do it in a healthy way..and come on..be realistic..how healthy can it be to lose 3 stone in 3 mths?

    I use the gym four times a week..30 mins cardio and 30mins weights, plus i swim every weekend...and it took me over 7 mths to lose just over 2stones.

    Give it up,,it'll never work, unless you starve yourself - not recommended

  • 2 decades ago

    eating cornflakes for breakfast and lunch with a good meal at night is supposed to help you lose weight quickly. also cut out junk food and extra salt too might help. good luck

  • 2 decades ago

    Have you tried weight watchers or slimming world?

    They can be quite good for motivation if you want to lose weight fast.

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