Best quotes from Snakes on a Plane?

I liked it when the guy who everyone thought was homosexual said,

"Who's your daddy now, b*tch?"

when he stuck the snake into the microwave.

Also:

"This plane is going down faster then a Thai hooker."

Snakes On A Plane Quotes

Snakes on a plane that's a good question. Here is my informed opinion: In my town, opening night, Snakes On A Plane rocked. Just when the story came to final resolution in classic horror movie style, the theater ambiance was seemingly relaxed. Then a horrible snake bite occurred. At that point, Samuel Jackson pondered aloud his character's opinion: "I am *** tired of these M0therfuck!ng snakes on this m0therfuck!ng plane!!!" In unison, the die-hard fans (which accounted for the only 1/3 of the theater that was occupied including me), who had been waiting for the quote a day before, joined in with the movie as if all 43 of us had already seen and lived that quote. The scene was then applauded by everyone in the theater. Sam, if you're reading this, they clapped man. Even though no one heard it, the whole audience applauded at the movie. That is why I recommend this quote and for you to see the movie, Snakes On A Plane. Snakes.

ps -- when the rap star signed the girl's titty and she said, "Oooh that tickles!"

This Site Might Help You.

RE:

Best quotes from Snakes on a Plane?

Imdb has crappy quotes. I saw it tonight and LOVED it (so don't bother answering if you didn't love it or don't want to see it or whatever).

There were two quotes that I thought were awesome, but I can't remember...

What were some of your favourites? (Other than the main quote...

"I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES! TIME TO GET THEM OFF THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE, RIGHT NOW!"

OR AT LEAST I THINK THAT'S HOW IT GOES!!!!!!!

Samuel L Jackson:

"I've had it with these mother ****** snakes on this mother ****** plane! "

When Samuel L. said "WHY DO MOTHER ******* PEOPLE ASK STUPID MOTHER ******* QUESTIONS"? great stuff.

ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION!!