Who,What,When,Where, and Why?

Me.

10 Points.

In 4 hours.

Yahoo! Answers

Because I asked?!?!

Pretty Please?

Who - you

What - D.A.

When - ever since I've known you

Where - there (no matter where you go THERE you are)

Why - did you get dropped on your head as a baby? If that isn't it then I just don't know

Just in case you didn't see this on the other question...

D.A. You really should get help for your fixation of shaving butt crack. I guess it is a little more creative than the dimwits and simpletons who just answer questions with a "No" when they don't know the answer or merely want the points. However, the moronic answer you've given me and several other answerer's doesn't become you because I am certain you are more inventive and precocious.

English Class

Nonsense

Who? Dr. Who.

What? The Tardis.

When? Anytime.

Where? Anywhere.

Why? Because I can.

George Bush

Gulf War II

Now

Iraq

Because he wants a foothold in the region.

The first tenets in writing for News articles, and one can add how if more info is needed.

It was me.....reading all the stupid questions on yahoo answers.....earlier today.....at my desk in the house.....because I had nothing better to do at the moment but get pissed off at strangers I don't know for raising such moronic children.

A quantum theory is a theory of physics that uses Planck's constant.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Who? - God

What? - creation

When? - eternity

Where? - within me

Why? - Love

And How? - Jesus