How are you fellows? heres 1?

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. 

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" 

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Electric · Accepted Answer

Ok, don't take a chance...........tell us some more jokes........hahaha

Anonymous · Answer

hehe i like that! thanx for sharing

carbon dioxide · Answer

I think that was really good!

tim s · Answer

i'm divorced... i can relate
i'd pay the 5ooo$

mookie · Answer

haha he does have a point.

ettezzil · Answer

good thinking for him

^_^

miracleMB · Answer

lol...great joke!

Anonymous · Answer

hey gogo....really a good one!!!

Anonymous · Answer

I am very well sweety thanks for asking normally no body asks me. lol!!

rose · Answer

Gud one luv.............Some gud brain work!!!!!!!!!

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How are you fellows? heres 1?

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