ALTERNATIVE to Surgery??

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a

small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned

to

tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and

the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and

vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two

problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine.

I've

had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results.

But

now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't

get

rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those

are your breasts ,,,,,,,She replied , well no need to ask about the goatee